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I am going to yoink this from various people.
Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/comic books/literary works/TV shows and put their summaries from Better than it Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess. And I am going to make up some of my own because they aren't already there, so I apologize in advance.
I also decided to include theater.
1. A unicorn has an identity complex which is solved with the help of a wizard who can't do magic, a scullery maid and Jeff Bridges while Christopher Lee tries to catch her for his own. Also, there's tree boobs. The Last Unicorn, poor_choices.
2. Girl was chucked off a cliff by her parents because they didn't want to deal with her sweet sixteen. Scrapped Princess, qable.
3. Fantasy creatures rebel against the CEO of their theme park.
4. A retired Marine with a redhead fetish, a lecherous playboy, a malapropping Israeli assassin, a murder mystery writer / computer nerd and online gamer, an old British doctor and a Perky Goth with a caffeine habit work for the US Navy. NCIS, poor_choices.
5. A whole bunch of people with superpowers play recreational sports with the Idiot Ball. Heroes, socchan.
6. Brutal, sadistic Jewish psychopathic war criminals versus witty, urbane German psychopathic war criminals. Inglourious Basterds, poor_choices.
7. In the future, your computer hates you. The only person who can save you is a pre-teen Jerk Ass. Your computer REALLY hates him.
8. A tavern waitress cons a ronin and a bandit into following her around Japan, looking for a guy she can only recognize by smell. They do it all to the tune of a hip-hop soundtrack. Samurai Champloo, qable.
9. Three families live normal lives. Modern Family, my sister.
10. A forgetful, tattooed man kills another man for something he himself did. This probably isn't the first time. Memento, poor_choices.
11. Teenagers fight Satan by reading aloud from stolen library books. Young Wizards, mitbix.
12. A man is sucked into a board game and possesses a dragon. Flight of Dragons, poor_choices.
13. Corrupt Corporate Executive sponsors disfigured Abandoned Child's mayoral campaign. Meanwhile, concussed woman attempts to seduce billionaire by wearing skin-tight leather and beating him up.
14. Missionaries go into space and fuck up an entire planet's civilization. The Sparrow, my sister.
15. Various fairytales get Crisis Crossover'd with each other. The main conflict ends halfway through, at which point Happily Ever After begins to get deconstructed. Violently. Into the Woods, eibii.
16. An unlucky guy stays over at his friend's house in New York, then two gangsters try to make him commit murder and come up with a ton of money. He goes on dates with his friend's plucky neighbour.
17. King Arthur on a budget with songs. Arthur and his knights are nearly thwarted in their quest because none of them are Jewish. Also, there's gay marriage in the 8th century. Spamalot, eibii.
18. Tracking down medicine for a flu bug that is going around involves problems. Sharing it with the neighbors causes bigger ones.
19. A barber who wants his revenge on a corrupt judge murders his clients so that his landlady who is secretly in love with him can make pies out of them and sell them. They sing a lot. Sweeney Todd, poor_choices.
20. A widower and a Cloudcuckoolander with blue skin go on a quest to rescue the widower's son, who has been captured in a watered crystal jail with tiki figures in it by a dentist who is several times their size. Finding Nemo, poor_choices.
Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/comic books/literary works/TV shows and put their summaries from Better than it Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess. And I am going to make up some of my own because they aren't already there, so I apologize in advance.
I also decided to include theater.
1. A unicorn has an identity complex which is solved with the help of a wizard who can't do magic, a scullery maid and Jeff Bridges while Christopher Lee tries to catch her for his own. Also, there's tree boobs. The Last Unicorn, poor_choices.
2. Girl was chucked off a cliff by her parents because they didn't want to deal with her sweet sixteen. Scrapped Princess, qable.
3. Fantasy creatures rebel against the CEO of their theme park.
4. A retired Marine with a redhead fetish, a lecherous playboy, a malapropping Israeli assassin, a murder mystery writer / computer nerd and online gamer, an old British doctor and a Perky Goth with a caffeine habit work for the US Navy. NCIS, poor_choices.
5. A whole bunch of people with superpowers play recreational sports with the Idiot Ball. Heroes, socchan.
6. Brutal, sadistic Jewish psychopathic war criminals versus witty, urbane German psychopathic war criminals. Inglourious Basterds, poor_choices.
7. In the future, your computer hates you. The only person who can save you is a pre-teen Jerk Ass. Your computer REALLY hates him.
8. A tavern waitress cons a ronin and a bandit into following her around Japan, looking for a guy she can only recognize by smell. They do it all to the tune of a hip-hop soundtrack. Samurai Champloo, qable.
9. Three families live normal lives. Modern Family, my sister.
10. A forgetful, tattooed man kills another man for something he himself did. This probably isn't the first time. Memento, poor_choices.
11. Teenagers fight Satan by reading aloud from stolen library books. Young Wizards, mitbix.
12. A man is sucked into a board game and possesses a dragon. Flight of Dragons, poor_choices.
13. Corrupt Corporate Executive sponsors disfigured Abandoned Child's mayoral campaign. Meanwhile, concussed woman attempts to seduce billionaire by wearing skin-tight leather and beating him up.
14. Missionaries go into space and fuck up an entire planet's civilization. The Sparrow, my sister.
15. Various fairytales get Crisis Crossover'd with each other. The main conflict ends halfway through, at which point Happily Ever After begins to get deconstructed. Violently. Into the Woods, eibii.
16. An unlucky guy stays over at his friend's house in New York, then two gangsters try to make him commit murder and come up with a ton of money. He goes on dates with his friend's plucky neighbour.
17. King Arthur on a budget with songs. Arthur and his knights are nearly thwarted in their quest because none of them are Jewish. Also, there's gay marriage in the 8th century. Spamalot, eibii.
18. Tracking down medicine for a flu bug that is going around involves problems. Sharing it with the neighbors causes bigger ones.
19. A barber who wants his revenge on a corrupt judge murders his clients so that his landlady who is secretly in love with him can make pies out of them and sell them. They sing a lot. Sweeney Todd, poor_choices.
20. A widower and a Cloudcuckoolander with blue skin go on a quest to rescue the widower's son, who has been captured in a watered crystal jail with tiki figures in it by a dentist who is several times their size. Finding Nemo, poor_choices.