Things I learned today!
- The French straightfowardness is actually not bad. But only because I was prepared for it. "TAKE OFF EVERYTHING FROM THE WAIST UP" "... yes ma'am." "STAND IN THIS CLOSET" "... okay." *x-rayed*
- I do not, in fact, have tuberculosis.
- They also give you your lung x-ray to ... do something with. WHO KNOWS. Now I know what my torso looks like?
- I have lost weight, like I suspected, but it's actually not that bad. I probably lost more body fat than like. Body mass.
- "Are you pregnant?" "...no." "Do you have AIDS?" "...no." "Here's a list of hospitals to go to if you contract it. Oh, and have some condoms, because when you have a ~*rapport*~ you need to be careful." ".....'kay."
- I think my roommate is chronically somnolent.
- Drinking less than a glass of rosé gives me the "Asian flush." s-sob
- I do not, in fact, have tuberculosis.
- They also give you your lung x-ray to ... do something with. WHO KNOWS. Now I know what my torso looks like?
- I have lost weight, like I suspected, but it's actually not that bad. I probably lost more body fat than like. Body mass.
- "Are you pregnant?" "...no." "Do you have AIDS?" "...no." "Here's a list of hospitals to go to if you contract it. Oh, and have some condoms, because when you have a ~*rapport*~ you need to be careful." ".....'kay."
- I think my roommate is chronically somnolent.
- Drinking less than a glass of rosé gives me the "Asian flush." s-sob