yep, i stole it. nope, not from mari. xD
A - Age: old
B - Bed size: large. gotta fit me somewhere.
C - Chore you hate: dishes. that's why i paint my nails. so i don't have to do them. oh, and not eating helps too... can't wash dishes if there are none.
D - Dog’s name: i'm just gonna pretend that kt and josh's asshats are mine too. Clyde & Shirley
E - Essential start your day: opening eyes. duh.
F - Favorite colors: violet. it makes me think of my favorite song atm.
G - Gold or Silver: platinum-encrusted diamonds. i'm low maintence, ya know.
H - Height: fun-sized, making my way down to bite- sized. now let's see who falls for it and proves my theory that skinny girls own the world. D:
I - Instruments you can play: iPod, spoons in the plastics section.
J - Job title: dreamer/ psychologist study subject.
K - Kids: where?! *panics*
L - Living: in a world without you. xD
M - Most consumed beverage: water. by far.
N - Nicknames: fluffy pants, cocksqueezer mcfuckface, smurfeet.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: when i was four. i got a melted ice cream cake for being so brave.
P - Pet Peeve: repeating myself in many memes. i guess i could stop doing them, but meh, *shrug* then how would you know i'm a sarcastic egomaniac?
Q - Quote from movie: "I am McLovin."
R - Right or left handed: depends on who i'm pleasing and where he's sitting.
S - Siblings: put away for safe keeping.
T - Time you wake up: 5 fucking 15 am. yay gym.
U - Underwear: wasn't that in a barenaked ladies song? "I just made you say 'under where'"
V - Vegetable you dislike: potato. D: fat- trapping, soul- addicting pieces of- oh, hai. *waves*
W - Workout style: methodical FAIL.
X - X-rays you’ve had: wrist, back, hips. i should watch out for old ladies when i'm driving. the little bitches appear out of nowhere.
Y - Yesterday’s best moment: making my dad's week♥ and there was this one dream...
Z - Zoo favorite: skipping the trip and sneaking around to smoke cigarettes and drink bad liquor with the cool kids.
you know, if i spent as much time being productive as i do on these memes, i'd be published by now.