WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED...

Sep 02, 2009 09:39

... what am I kidding I don't have anything regularly scheduled. 8| BUT I WAS BORED AND ENABLED, so here, have some memes. Or rather, the same meme done three times, because I'm. Special.

Swiped from makeste:

You’ve somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.

Because I'm a lame-o, this turned out to be entirely fandom stuff. The first time I did it, I did TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED/KERORO with character I loev just because... well, I'm a dork. The second time was the ARCOVAN, which is just as epic as it sounds, then came THE REST OF THE GUARDIANS in their own van, minus Lambo, plus Squalo, Bel, and Lussuria because I could. This turned out... interesting.

THREE CRAZY ROAD TRIPS FOLLOW, HURR HURR HURR:

1. Blitzwing
2. Bumblebee
3. Dororo
4. Kururu
5. Moa
6. Mutsumi
7. Prowl
8. Sari
9. Tororo
10. Zoruru

1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Tororo) name it, and is 7 (Prowl) bothered by it?

Tororo wouldn't bother naming it, it's an uncool Pokopenian machine. :| If the GPS bothers Prowl at all you will probably never know it. I imagine he tries to meditate through the entire car ride because oh god being in car with those other nine people. That would just be painful.

2. 1, 4, 6 and 8 (Blitzwing, Kururu, Mutsumi, and Sari) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?

Man, this seems like one of those logic puzzle things. Sari shall not be allowed to sit next to Blitzwing. For that matter, Sari and Kururu sitting next to each other would end badly, too. In fact, Kururu would have to sit on the end just so as few people as possible are exposed to him, but that makes the rest of the arrangement more... difficult. It'd probably wind up being Kururu - Blitzface (who Kururu would probably tinker with somehow just for fuckin' fun. plus mock.) - Mutsumi - Sari.

3. 5 and 10 (Moa and Zoruru) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?

Moa would just. Sparkle and offer Zoruru his choice of seats. Zoruru would probably just go "......." and Moa would sparkle some more and there would be a stalemate until someone told both of them where to sit for gods sake this is holding everything up.

4. 3 and 4 (Dororo and Kururu) are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?

Dororo would get annoyed first because Kururu's doing it on purpose. :| He would try to be polite and ask Kururu repeatedly to stop, which of course Kururu would not listen to. Ever. This stalemate would last forever unless interrupted by a Moa, in which case Kururu would surrender in the face of purity and sparkles, ugh. >[

5. What habit does 8 (Sari) have that might get on 2’s (Bumblebee's) nerves?

LMFAO NONE. None. They are partners in crime. If anything, Sari would start doing something and Bumblebee would copy her and soon people would be threatening to toss them out of the car.

6. Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Blitzwing or Prowl)?

MOTHERFUCKING BLITZWING. Probably about five minutes into the drive. This is when Kururu should install the off button. Or a mouth clamp.

7. Where is number 7 (Prowl)?

Riding on the roof. :|

8. You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 (Moa and Dororo) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?

Oh god whatever it was IT WOULD BE HEALTHY AND TASTY AND PROBABLY CUTE. Plus whatever everybody's favorites are because Moa's just perfect like that, sob.

9. 6 and 8 (Mutsumi and Sari) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?

AMAZING MUSIC THAT'S WHAT. Sari would have a bunch of cute stuff and Mutsumi would have CDs full of the cutting-edge hip music, including stuff that's probably not even officially out yet. Plus some stuff just to troll people, making them wonder if he seriously likes this weird stuff or not -- hey, he can be a bit of a dick, himself.

10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10 (Bumblebee or Zoruru)?

BUMBLEBEE. Like. Horribly so. Zoruru is just going to sit and glower the whole ride. And glare at Dororo. Whereas Bumblebee will be the one encouraging the driver to go faster and pass the slow-moving car in front of them and basically just drive like a crazy person. Also encourage drag-racing if anyone pulls up next to them at a stop light and encourages them. "YES DO IT." Come to think of it, Kururu might try installing an off button on him, too.

1. Aria
2. Colonello
3. Fon
4. Lal Mirch
5. Luche
6. Reborn
7. Skull
8. Uni
9. Verde
10. Viper

1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Verde) name it, and is 7 (Skull) bothered by it?

VERDE WOULD TOTALLY NAME IT HAL. And Skull would be bothered by the GPS a little, but more bothered by Verde, who I'm sure would be trying to be a bother.

2. 1, 4, 6 and 8 (Aria, Lal Mirch, Reborn, and Uni) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?

... D'awwwwww okay. Okay Lal would sit on one side, Reborn in the middle because he's a pimp so he can see everything going on in the front of the car, Aria would be on the other side, and Uni would take turns sitting on Aria's lap and on her Uncle Reborn's. :>

3. 5 and 10 (Luche and Viper) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?

Luche would offer it to Viper! And Viper would let Luche have it because sie knows Luche likes to look at the scenery. |C ... of course, this means that if Uni ever wants to sit in Luche's lap at some point, she's gonna have to climb over Viper, but as Uni is a JESUS, I doubt Viper would actually mind.

4. 3 and 4 (Fon and Lal Mirch) are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?

I THOUGHT LAL WAS ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK. Well, Lal Mirch would get annoyed first and would probably snap a bit, and Fon would just correct it with a smile, totally unbothered. He didn't do it on purpose, you just had to say something. :)

5. What habit does 8 (Uni) have that might get on 2’s (Colonello's) nerves?

Nothing ever.

6. Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Aria or Skull)?

ARIA. Skull wouldn't want to get immediately beaten by his senpais, and Aria would just find it funny.

7. Where is number 7 (Skull)?

They are probably making him drive. :C

8. You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 (Luche and Fon) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?

Oh god so much delicious healthy stuff. So much. Plus probably little treats from Luche 'cos she's a sweetheart like that. :c

9. 6 and 8 (Reborn and Uni) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?

Awesome, awesome music, ITALIAN STUFF, and cute poppy stuff that no one is going to complain about. c:

10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10 (Colonello or Viper)?

COLONELLO, KORA! Especially if Skull is driving.

1. Belphegor
2. Chrome
3. Gokudera
4. Hibari
5. Lussuria
6. Mukuro
7. Ryohei
8. Squalo
9. Tsuna
10. Yamamoto

For the record, Reborn is not in this car because he's riding in the Arcomobile. So is Mammon. Lambo is Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Meme, because I couldn't figure out a way to make him fit. 8|

1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Tsuna) name it, and is 7 (Ryohei) bothered by it?

Tsuna doesn't name it, because he thinks it's embarrassing. D8 If forced to call it something, it'll probably just be "GPS-kun." Ryohei takes no notice to its obnoxious voice whatsoever! HE IS TOO BUSY BEING EXTREME TO BE BOTHERED BY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

2. 1, 4, 6 and 8 (Belphegor, Hibari, Mukuro, and Squalo) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?

... Oh my god this is the best question ever. F-FOR SAFETY'S SAKE HIBARI AND MUKURO MUST STAY AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THIS SPACE. Belphegor slides in next to "the Ace" specifically to bug him, though, which means that Belphegor is between Hibari and Squalo, and Hibari is only one space away from Squalo, WHO IS LOUD, which means that efforts at keeping peace in the backseat are totally and completely wrecked before they even begin. Everyone will be lucky if the back end of the vehicle doesn't explode.

3. 5 and 10 (Lussuria and Yamamoto) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?

THEY SWITCH PLACES EVERY SO OFTEN. See they are, relatively speaking, the less fucktarded of their teams and can compromise and act like normal people. I can see them actually being relatively friendly with each other, simply because Yamamoto Liek Everybody and Lussuria is the okamamama. SO THEY COMPROMISE LIKE ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS.

4. 3 and 4 (Gokudera and Hibari) are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?

BOTH OF THEM GET ANNOYED AT PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT SAME TIME since both of them have about zero fuse on their tempers. But before Gokudera can do much more than open his mouth and yell, maybe, a word, he is getting tonfa'd in the face, so. :| Hibari's way of dealing with things is very immediate and direct.

5. What habit does 8 (Squalo) have that might get on 2’s (Chrome's) nerves?

TALKING LOUDLY AND YELLING ALL THE TIIIIIIME and being so violent and aksjfhkajf. Of course Chrome won't complain or bitch about it, but she'll probably flinch and be moe if she has to sit near him. Maybe even if she doesn't because holy shit he's loud.

6. Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Belphegor or Ryohei)?

... Ryohei, actually. He probably will not see anything wrong with this idea.

7. Where is number 7 (Ryohei)?

RIGHT BEHIND THE DRIVER so he can LEAN FORWARD AND MAKE EXTREME SUGGESTIONS!!!

8. You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 (Lussuria and Gokudera) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?

They bring back HEALTHY THINGS thanks to Mama Lussuria and ANYTHING TSUNA ASKED FOR thanks to Gokudera. They also come back bickering and with cigarettes, but that's like a constant state for this road trip, so no one at all is surprised even a little bit.

9. 6 and 8 (Mukuro and Squalo) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?

Squalo's CDs have GOOD SHIT ON THEM. Like ACTUALLY GOOD SHIT, classical stuff, good quality music. Mukuro... you know what, I'm gonna agree, he brought ABBA CDs and is basically just trolling the car with them the whole trip.

10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10 (Chrome or Yamamoto)?

Ryohei. 8|

And yes, you did notice right -- I randomized this as much as I possibly could by just... alphabetizing all the lists. 8( IT WAS A PRETTY LAZY WAY OF RANDOMIZING, but eh, it worked.

Now just try and get these travel parties out of your head. (:

I am so happy with all of these new icons, and I finally finished my keywording... S-sob, so satisfied. =3=

crack, wat, reborn, transformers animated, keroro gunso, meme, faggotry

Previous post Next post
Up