Jew Years
I spent New Years in New York with my guy friends. I was watching TV at the apartment, and an alarm went off. It keep ringing and ringing and ringing. Andy said that it was a car alarm from the parking lot. I smelled something weird in the apartment, but didn't make the connection between that and the alarm. Finally, there was a buzz at the door from the fireman telling us to GET OUT OF THE BUILDING. Turns out the alarm was the fire alarm, but Andy didn't know that because he just moved in a few months ago. There were 6 fire trucks outside the building and tons of firemen. The cause wasn't a fire; just smoke from a burned out water pump (or something like that).
My friends made me drink at the party (jerks) and I managed to swallow some volka and cranberry juice. I hate alcohol . .. it burns my mouth and hurts my stomach. I went back to the bar and just got cranberry juice. It was delicious.
My friends made me drink at the party (jerks) and I managed to swallow some volka and cranberry juice. I hate alcohol . .. it burns my mouth and hurts my stomach. I went back to the bar and just got cranberry juice. It was delicious.