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[RUMOR SYSTEM]
This is a disgrace... truly a disgrace.
September 2007
- Rion touches himself at night.
- Orobas is the God of Punch.
- Takaya is really the Son of God.
- Weiss killed Koro-chan's owner to heal himself.
- Rion and Jin's relationship is approved by Jesus.
- A cowboy hat is the sign of a worshipper of the punch God, Orobas.
- Mitsuru and Touya got hitched in India.
- Jin is secretly madly in love with the Wild Duck Burger Mascot.
- Sanada Akihiko is Momotaro reincarnated...except he's born from Pudding and not a Peach.
- Everyone is gay for Taka.
- There are girls in this dorm who are collaborating on doujinshi based on the males of this dorm.
- Kagami has the ability to sense Maya anywhere, at anytime and will not hesitate to shoot down men who approaches his sister.
- The Orobas Dance is a sacred ritual performed by worshippers of Orobas.
- Mochizuki Ryoji will die in 7 days, as he has watched The Tape.
- Chidori claims no one can understand her drawings, but she really just draws fluffy bunnies.
- Hiroshi Kubo is hiding is baldness under the towel bandana wrapped on his head!
- Chidori is the new Rukia of Gekkoukan High.
- Beware; Hachirou Mikio and Makio likes to play a game called 'GUESS WHICH ONE IS THE COOLER TWIN', and if you get it wrong, they'll..[[fill in blank here]]...you.
- Salax Owen can shoot laser beams through his snake bite piercings.
- Fuuka is an innocent, helpful school girl by day, and is a leatherbound dominatrix assassin by night. She also helps old ladies cross the street.
- Touya is a superhero that runs on Madbull and is the archenemy of leatherbound dominatrix assasin Fuuka. His kryptonite are accidental gropings.
- Sou totally has a crush on Akihiko.
- Rion's manliness surpasses Taka's.
- If you need a manly hug and a pep talk, Counselor Taka is your guy! /thumbsup
- Jin is secretly training to become a Pokemon Master.
- Shinjiro and Akihiko snuggle and hold hands every night.
- If something goes wrong in the world, it's probably Jin's fault.
- fayt is somehow balancing relationships with Owen, Shinjiro, Akihiko, and Touya.
- Kubo having the hots for the Chairman? I think so~
- Margie stashes her stolen pirate loot in Rion's hair.
- If Jin and Rion are partners in crime, they are also partners in fault. If there is anything wrong, blame both Jin and Rion.
- Asuka is only here temporarily until they can repair the EVA-002.
- Makoto has only transferred to this school to escape the two psycho ex-girlfriends that he's stolen more than money from.
October 2007
- Kubo is actually going bald.
- Taka practices polygamy and married the whole dorm.
- Murasaki Takashi and Yamada Touya were voted best couple of the year by the Gay man's association.
- Mitsuru is a frequent bidder when Fran sells her collection of "male art" pictures online.
- Asuka is secretly a rabbit learning how to be human.
- Kubo Hiroshi was found naked and sweating in Ryuubashi Sou's bed.
- Holly and Taka's parents were old friends and have made a pact that their children will get married as soon as Taka turns 18.
- Sam got his scar from Holly's hairpin.
- Mori has a crush on Akihiko and Taka.
- Rion is writing porn about the male members of the dorm. His favorite pairing seems to be Touya x Taka.
- Nevertheless, the only one who seems to be buying Rion's works is Jin.
- Tsukai doesn't talk very much because his voice has the ability to summon ancient Gods.
- Jin is secretly Kamina in diguise and his drill will pierce the heavens.
- Eli is the Human Hurricane; she stirs up drama like stray roof tops where ever she goes.
- Murasaki Takashi has a Kitty Kink.
- Rundae Anna is the anti-christ; for she and the son of god are at war.
- Holly says she's not interested in dating, but she appears to be juggling a relationship between Taka, Sam and a mysterious pretty boy named 'Harold'.
- This is from the innermost secret collection of Yamada Touya; I hereby gift this to anyone that he'd blackmail in the past to spread around and use as payback.
- Hayley Heartford is trying to surpass Taka's manliness!
- Owen is stalking 'Harold' because he's secretly madly in love with 'him'.
- Holly Heartford is a vampire; the Stephanie Meyers kind and not the Anne Rice kind. She sparkles in the sunlight.
- fayt had a vacation in the Bahamas during her MIA period.
- Kyio is the Koizumi to Margie's Otani.
- Where Ryoji's luck soars, Junpei's luck drops.
- That book stack under Junpei's bed? It's not manga. It's art books of another kind.
- Sou is Pedobear. We recommend hiding your children.
- Sanada Akihiko is secretly having an affair with Yamada Touya.
- Kirijou Mitsuru and Rikitou Franchieska hosts 'private lessons' with boys in Mitsuru's bedroom.
- Amakusa Hyouri is actually a woman, and Amakusa Mizurin is actually a man.
- The 'Sacred Brew' is a special drug passed around to followers of Orobas on the night of the full moon, when orgies will be held at the Iwatodai Dorm.
- Yamada Touya is now a rather famous pornstar on the internet (for those who are interested check www2.ohmysecrets.co.jp)
- S.E.E.S is actually an extracurricular stripper BDSM club. Please bring your own handcuffs. ♥
- Rion is actually going to England to take part on the worldwide famous contest "Miss Trap" and he's keeping that a secret because he doesn't want Hatsuyuki to take part on it too.
- Delaine is actually Jin's long lost love child.
- Toraware Katori is Ryuubashi 'Pedobear' Sou's partner in pedo crimes.
- Hibari used to be the blood lusting, disciplinary committee president of his middle school. However, after developing a cherry blossom allergy, his blood lust has been replaced with the need to sanitize the air around him...making him the Ichinose Hibari we're familiar with. (But be careful! He's still deathly with his spray!)
- Weiss secretly loves Owen in a very special way.
- Weiss is actually a forty-five year old war veteran posing as a high school student.
- Salax Owen is actually a zombie with convincing face paint, and when you sleep at night, he'll come to eat your BRAINS.
- Toraware Katori plays the nice guy up front, but he's actually a player named Lo-Jacku.
- Salax Owen is the lovechild of Shuuji Ikutsuki and a fan of his jokes.
- Fayt is an alien-ninja! And she's EVIL!
- Murasaki Takeshi and Murasaki Takashi are actually in an incestuous relationship. The seme? Of course it's Takeshi.
- Boo actually has secret adventures of his own with others of his kind. His codename? Bootaro.
- Tsukai takes personal pleasure in making girls cry.
- Even though she tries her best to keep it a secret, Takeba Yukari has an incredibly large crush on Kirijou Mitsuru.
- Chidori is going to have Jin's bunnies.
- Akihiko models for questionable games.
- Rion doesn't want to lose to the new Internet Sensation Touya and has went to England to pose for playgirl.
- Sou and Rion make stupid look like poetry in motion.
- During his time as a hikkikomori, Hibari has played an online game called THE WORLD:R2 as a blue haired, rose wielding, swordsman.
- Tadakatsu Keiji is secretly a cop, and he's trying to catch pedos on the act... with him. Stay away from him, pedos!
- Toraware Katori commissioned dirty shota doujinshi works to Keiji.
- Tachibana Kagami has a thing for underwears..!
- Strega is a group of paid murderers, operating through a website; their group consists of two males and a female
- Aragaki Shinjiro is a psychopath who tried to kill a 11 years old kid.
- Sou is a dirty woman hater who chooses to date little children, instead. What a freak.
- Tsukai's got a screw loose and isn't afraid of killing someone. It's best to stay on his good side.
November 2007
- Akihiko likes the ocean so much he wants to marry the ocean. The ocean says yes.
- Shiwa is actually a Meowth that gambles so that she has enough money to use the attack Pay Day.
- Shinigami? Totally. There's one hanging around SEES who wears a dress of white and lolita lace.
- I heard through the grapevine that SEES is actually a student dorm secretly posing as a modeling agency secretly training deadly secret agents. Secretly. And you know who I heard is the head of it all? That little blue haired kid.
- Make sure that Moriko girl doesn't run out of coffee. They say that when she does, she smiles. Apparently, that's where the story stops...because all who have witnessed it have never lived to tell the tale.
-Rion is actually the new Virgin Mary Mario; he miraculously got pregnant and bore a child at the mere age of SIX!
-Rion is actually over 9000 years old, he uses the philosopher stone to remain a midget young.
-Riese is Rion and Jin's lovechild; and the real reason Jin ran away is because he doesn't want to pay child support money.
-Mitsuru has to perm her hair every day, as she actually has an afro.
-That new Nanjou kid was once part of a JRock band. He left because the singer and the bassist were getting some hardcore action...without him.
-Akihiko and Mitsuru have eloped. They've started a new life in Venezuela.
-Rion has a Smurf as an ancestor and that's why he's so short (It also explains why his daughter's hair is blue).
-Mitsuru's hair turns red when she is channeling the devil. Since her hair is always red, she is always channeling the devil, and, thus, is the devil.
-Rion is the evil minion to Mitsuru's Hades, except in this case, it'd be more fitting to call Rion 'Short and Fruity' rather than 'Pain and Panic'.
-Mitsuru has naughty dreams about Yukari. Every. Night. Sometimes, Akihiko gets to watch in them. Sometimes.
-Jin went away to become a lawyer. He had to practice yelling "OBJECTION" for when he comes back.
-Mori has befallen the same fate as Fuuka, and when night falls she dons an alter ego: A girl who's wild, likes to party, and paint the town red. Literally. Her weapon of choice: A golden golf club.
-Sou and Taka visit Gentlemens' clubs nightly.
-While Rion touches himself at night, Tsukai and Chidori are off making bunnies.
-One day, Rion will finally snap and lose his mind, cutting down every member of S.E.E.S with a pleased grin on his face. It's always the quiet people with loads of money.
This is a disgrace... truly a disgrace.
September 2007
- Rion touches himself at night.
- Orobas is the God of Punch.
- Takaya is really the Son of God.
- Weiss killed Koro-chan's owner to heal himself.
- Rion and Jin's relationship is approved by Jesus.
- A cowboy hat is the sign of a worshipper of the punch God, Orobas.
- Mitsuru and Touya got hitched in India.
- Jin is secretly madly in love with the Wild Duck Burger Mascot.
- Sanada Akihiko is Momotaro reincarnated...except he's born from Pudding and not a Peach.
- Everyone is gay for Taka.
- There are girls in this dorm who are collaborating on doujinshi based on the males of this dorm.
- Kagami has the ability to sense Maya anywhere, at anytime and will not hesitate to shoot down men who approaches his sister.
- The Orobas Dance is a sacred ritual performed by worshippers of Orobas.
- Mochizuki Ryoji will die in 7 days, as he has watched The Tape.
- Chidori claims no one can understand her drawings, but she really just draws fluffy bunnies.
- Hiroshi Kubo is hiding is baldness under the towel bandana wrapped on his head!
- Chidori is the new Rukia of Gekkoukan High.
- Beware; Hachirou Mikio and Makio likes to play a game called 'GUESS WHICH ONE IS THE COOLER TWIN', and if you get it wrong, they'll..[[fill in blank here]]...you.
- Salax Owen can shoot laser beams through his snake bite piercings.
- Fuuka is an innocent, helpful school girl by day, and is a leatherbound dominatrix assassin by night. She also helps old ladies cross the street.
- Touya is a superhero that runs on Madbull and is the archenemy of leatherbound dominatrix assasin Fuuka. His kryptonite are accidental gropings.
- Sou totally has a crush on Akihiko.
- Rion's manliness surpasses Taka's.
- If you need a manly hug and a pep talk, Counselor Taka is your guy! /thumbsup
- Jin is secretly training to become a Pokemon Master.
- Shinjiro and Akihiko snuggle and hold hands every night.
- If something goes wrong in the world, it's probably Jin's fault.
- fayt is somehow balancing relationships with Owen, Shinjiro, Akihiko, and Touya.
- Kubo having the hots for the Chairman? I think so~
- Margie stashes her stolen pirate loot in Rion's hair.
- If Jin and Rion are partners in crime, they are also partners in fault. If there is anything wrong, blame both Jin and Rion.
- Asuka is only here temporarily until they can repair the EVA-002.
- Makoto has only transferred to this school to escape the two psycho ex-girlfriends that he's stolen more than money from.
October 2007
- Kubo is actually going bald.
- Taka practices polygamy and married the whole dorm.
- Murasaki Takashi and Yamada Touya were voted best couple of the year by the Gay man's association.
- Mitsuru is a frequent bidder when Fran sells her collection of "male art" pictures online.
- Asuka is secretly a rabbit learning how to be human.
- Kubo Hiroshi was found naked and sweating in Ryuubashi Sou's bed.
- Holly and Taka's parents were old friends and have made a pact that their children will get married as soon as Taka turns 18.
- Sam got his scar from Holly's hairpin.
- Mori has a crush on Akihiko and Taka.
- Rion is writing porn about the male members of the dorm. His favorite pairing seems to be Touya x Taka.
- Nevertheless, the only one who seems to be buying Rion's works is Jin.
- Tsukai doesn't talk very much because his voice has the ability to summon ancient Gods.
- Jin is secretly Kamina in diguise and his drill will pierce the heavens.
- Eli is the Human Hurricane; she stirs up drama like stray roof tops where ever she goes.
- Murasaki Takashi has a Kitty Kink.
- Rundae Anna is the anti-christ; for she and the son of god are at war.
- Holly says she's not interested in dating, but she appears to be juggling a relationship between Taka, Sam and a mysterious pretty boy named 'Harold'.
- This is from the innermost secret collection of Yamada Touya; I hereby gift this to anyone that he'd blackmail in the past to spread around and use as payback.
- Hayley Heartford is trying to surpass Taka's manliness!
- Owen is stalking 'Harold' because he's secretly madly in love with 'him'.
- Holly Heartford is a vampire; the Stephanie Meyers kind and not the Anne Rice kind. She sparkles in the sunlight.
- fayt had a vacation in the Bahamas during her MIA period.
- Kyio is the Koizumi to Margie's Otani.
- Where Ryoji's luck soars, Junpei's luck drops.
- That book stack under Junpei's bed? It's not manga. It's art books of another kind.
- Sou is Pedobear. We recommend hiding your children.
- Sanada Akihiko is secretly having an affair with Yamada Touya.
- Kirijou Mitsuru and Rikitou Franchieska hosts 'private lessons' with boys in Mitsuru's bedroom.
- Amakusa Hyouri is actually a woman, and Amakusa Mizurin is actually a man.
- The 'Sacred Brew' is a special drug passed around to followers of Orobas on the night of the full moon, when orgies will be held at the Iwatodai Dorm.
- Yamada Touya is now a rather famous pornstar on the internet (for those who are interested check www2.ohmysecrets.co.jp)
- S.E.E.S is actually an extracurricular stripper BDSM club. Please bring your own handcuffs. ♥
- Rion is actually going to England to take part on the worldwide famous contest "Miss Trap" and he's keeping that a secret because he doesn't want Hatsuyuki to take part on it too.
- Delaine is actually Jin's long lost love child.
- Toraware Katori is Ryuubashi 'Pedobear' Sou's partner in pedo crimes.
- Hibari used to be the blood lusting, disciplinary committee president of his middle school. However, after developing a cherry blossom allergy, his blood lust has been replaced with the need to sanitize the air around him...making him the Ichinose Hibari we're familiar with. (But be careful! He's still deathly with his spray!)
- Weiss secretly loves Owen in a very special way.
- Weiss is actually a forty-five year old war veteran posing as a high school student.
- Salax Owen is actually a zombie with convincing face paint, and when you sleep at night, he'll come to eat your BRAINS.
- Toraware Katori plays the nice guy up front, but he's actually a player named Lo-Jacku.
- Salax Owen is the lovechild of Shuuji Ikutsuki and a fan of his jokes.
- Fayt is an alien-ninja! And she's EVIL!
- Murasaki Takeshi and Murasaki Takashi are actually in an incestuous relationship. The seme? Of course it's Takeshi.
- Boo actually has secret adventures of his own with others of his kind. His codename? Bootaro.
- Tsukai takes personal pleasure in making girls cry.
- Even though she tries her best to keep it a secret, Takeba Yukari has an incredibly large crush on Kirijou Mitsuru.
- Chidori is going to have Jin's bunnies.
- Akihiko models for questionable games.
- Rion doesn't want to lose to the new Internet Sensation Touya and has went to England to pose for playgirl.
- Sou and Rion make stupid look like poetry in motion.
- During his time as a hikkikomori, Hibari has played an online game called THE WORLD:R2 as a blue haired, rose wielding, swordsman.
- Tadakatsu Keiji is secretly a cop, and he's trying to catch pedos on the act... with him. Stay away from him, pedos!
- Toraware Katori commissioned dirty shota doujinshi works to Keiji.
- Tachibana Kagami has a thing for underwears..!
- Strega is a group of paid murderers, operating through a website; their group consists of two males and a female
- Aragaki Shinjiro is a psychopath who tried to kill a 11 years old kid.
- Sou is a dirty woman hater who chooses to date little children, instead. What a freak.
- Tsukai's got a screw loose and isn't afraid of killing someone. It's best to stay on his good side.
November 2007
- Akihiko likes the ocean so much he wants to marry the ocean. The ocean says yes.
- Shiwa is actually a Meowth that gambles so that she has enough money to use the attack Pay Day.
- Shinigami? Totally. There's one hanging around SEES who wears a dress of white and lolita lace.
- I heard through the grapevine that SEES is actually a student dorm secretly posing as a modeling agency secretly training deadly secret agents. Secretly. And you know who I heard is the head of it all? That little blue haired kid.
- Make sure that Moriko girl doesn't run out of coffee. They say that when she does, she smiles. Apparently, that's where the story stops...because all who have witnessed it have never lived to tell the tale.
-Rion is actually the new Virgin Mary Mario; he miraculously got pregnant and bore a child at the mere age of SIX!
-Rion is actually over 9000 years old, he uses the philosopher stone to remain a midget young.
-Riese is Rion and Jin's lovechild; and the real reason Jin ran away is because he doesn't want to pay child support money.
-Mitsuru has to perm her hair every day, as she actually has an afro.
-That new Nanjou kid was once part of a JRock band. He left because the singer and the bassist were getting some hardcore action...without him.
-Akihiko and Mitsuru have eloped. They've started a new life in Venezuela.
-Rion has a Smurf as an ancestor and that's why he's so short (It also explains why his daughter's hair is blue).
-Mitsuru's hair turns red when she is channeling the devil. Since her hair is always red, she is always channeling the devil, and, thus, is the devil.
-Rion is the evil minion to Mitsuru's Hades, except in this case, it'd be more fitting to call Rion 'Short and Fruity' rather than 'Pain and Panic'.
-Mitsuru has naughty dreams about Yukari. Every. Night. Sometimes, Akihiko gets to watch in them. Sometimes.
-Jin went away to become a lawyer. He had to practice yelling "OBJECTION" for when he comes back.
-Mori has befallen the same fate as Fuuka, and when night falls she dons an alter ego: A girl who's wild, likes to party, and paint the town red. Literally. Her weapon of choice: A golden golf club.
-Sou and Taka visit Gentlemens' clubs nightly.
-While Rion touches himself at night, Tsukai and Chidori are off making bunnies.
-One day, Rion will finally snap and lose his mind, cutting down every member of S.E.E.S with a pleased grin on his face. It's always the quiet people with loads of money.