Feb 10, 2005 14:30
I have been very ill, but I just thought it would be funny to update and tell everyone that I will be teacher's aiding for SIXTH GRADE starting next week. Do you know what that means?? I am officially the mayor of Boner City. Think about what you were like when you were in sixth grade... that's right, let's have a flashback. When I think of that time, I think of Matt Forte asking me if he could touch my boobs at lunch. I think of holding hands at the roller rink. I think of being a total idiot who giggled non-stop. And guess what else? I think about little boys with boners over anything. This is great. I have already compile a list of potentially hazardous words/phrases that I should avoid saying whilst there:
"do it"
"pencil"
"ball" or "balls"
"sack"
"bag"
"score"
"jerk"
"chest"
"bust"
"come" (could be mistaken for cum)
"master"
That's my list so far. I hope to compile a master list by next week, so any contributions would be greatly appreciated!