Thank you letter to theifs
Dear dickwads that steal ipods out my car in the lous parking lot next to the dumpster,
Listen i understand that you may want an ipod, seeing as it is the most hip thing to have right now, i also understand my foolishness in leaving my sunroof cracked.
I still think you're a douchebag. In my entire life, i have busted my ass to get what i want, i have slaved away at shitty foodservice jobs since 8th grade, and durring that entire time i have never stole anything (aside from music, which really doesn't count cause songs themselves are not tangible objects).
In a way you are idiot, you had a painting to steal from, a black thermal sweater, not one but two sets of headphones to take and razorblade which i had purchased from rhino art, as well as the actual car charger itself, but did you take any of these? No. You are a dumbass, i don't know how you intend on recharging the ipod (other than albiet plugging it up to shit computer which you also probably stole). I really hope you enjoy all my shitty music too.
I know you'll find Shurik'n, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club not to your taste, and you are probably a moron who lives in escondido and does know how to use ipods either. I really hope you enjoy your "FREE" gift, cause apparently my car is mobile five finger discount store. I also hope you understand that I recently just rebought this ipod after losing one in mammoth. Boy was I stoked when I learned I just lost 300 bucks, man was that fun, I should have gone to vegas i probably would have lost it faster.
I just want to congradualate you on your acquistion.
Enjoy,
Steven Neptune
Listen i understand that you may want an ipod, seeing as it is the most hip thing to have right now, i also understand my foolishness in leaving my sunroof cracked.
I still think you're a douchebag. In my entire life, i have busted my ass to get what i want, i have slaved away at shitty foodservice jobs since 8th grade, and durring that entire time i have never stole anything (aside from music, which really doesn't count cause songs themselves are not tangible objects).
In a way you are idiot, you had a painting to steal from, a black thermal sweater, not one but two sets of headphones to take and razorblade which i had purchased from rhino art, as well as the actual car charger itself, but did you take any of these? No. You are a dumbass, i don't know how you intend on recharging the ipod (other than albiet plugging it up to shit computer which you also probably stole). I really hope you enjoy all my shitty music too.
I know you'll find Shurik'n, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club not to your taste, and you are probably a moron who lives in escondido and does know how to use ipods either. I really hope you enjoy your "FREE" gift, cause apparently my car is mobile five finger discount store. I also hope you understand that I recently just rebought this ipod after losing one in mammoth. Boy was I stoked when I learned I just lost 300 bucks, man was that fun, I should have gone to vegas i probably would have lost it faster.
I just want to congradualate you on your acquistion.
Enjoy,
Steven Neptune