Distance is my friend... my mind will keep me company.
What had seemed to be turning out to be one of the shittier days of the year actually concluded quite swimmingly... I finally saw Kevin Gier again!!!! It's been FOREVER! Man, I was so excited to see him!! HOW EXCITING!!!! Anyway, he's as awesome as ever, and it made my crappy day go away. Sort of. For awhile, anyway. WOOH! Okay, well, "finals" tomorrow. Yeah, I'm worried about my big Study Hall test. I heard it's gonna be a bitch.
70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. DO YOU SNORE?
I'd like to think not.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Fighter.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Mostly death, the possibility that there's no God, no afterlife, etc.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I was an extreme Lego Maniac. Me and Alex played with them all the time.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TELEVISION?
They should die.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Yes, but ever since I got those stupid retainers in my teeth, it's not as fun anymore.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Well, I wasn't an UGLY baby.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Sure. Maybe? I don't know. Sure.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Beige.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Nope.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can do this weird gross thing with my tongue that everyone wants to see, but when I show them, they immediately regret having asked to see just what it is that I can do. I guess that's not a talent. It's more of an oddity. I'm talented at screwing up.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION PLACE?
England would probably kick ass, maybe Ireland, the Bahamas were sweet.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
He most certainly is.
15. HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
Yes.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I don't think so.
17. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE OZONE?
Not in the least.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A
TOOTSIE POP??
Tootsie pops are gross.
19.CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Why would I want to?
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yes.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Hunt on.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Maybe, I don't know. I can't see into my future.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's not particularly all that special. I used to like my cursive, but that got worse over the years. So I guess no.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Your face.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"
Oh, I don't know. Try.... never?
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
No. Leave him be.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I've only been to one, and I almost cried, but that was because my aunt was crying, and seeing people cry makes me cry. Or almost cry.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Cooked.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
The good die first, you know.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Inside my cat.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
5.29 pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A few.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Maybe an hour ago, maybe less.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Am I blonde?
39. DO YOU LIKE HUGS OR KISSES?
I like jabs and upper-cuts.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Sometimes.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Pop-Tarts, the Narnia soundtrack, and movies (esp. mst3k).
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Let's rephrase that... Crunchy or creamy vomit?
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Not really. I can hear it pop sometimes, though. Or snap, or whatever that quiet sound is that it makes sometimes.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Yes.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue.
49. WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Well, sort of today, a little bit.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Certain aspects, yes. Others, not so much.
51. WHOSE IS BETTER?
No one's. Actually, pretty much everyone that has a better computer than me... which is everyone. So everyone's life is better than mine.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Sometimes my dreams end up being real, but that hasn't happened in a long time.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
No, but I've heard good things about it, and I want to.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Yes.
55. WHEN WAS YOUR LAST KISS?
Whatever.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Probably not.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
I've never gone "officially" camping, but I enjoy the idea of it. I slept in a tent in my backyard a few times... that was cool.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Pretty much no.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES?
Only at night.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Dogs smell, so..... yes.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I believe divorce sucks, but sometimes it's inevitable.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Only in tap shoes.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yes.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Not too bad. Not typical January weather, anyway.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Toast and grape jelly.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Am I blonde?
67. WHAT TV COMMERCIAL DO YOU HATE THE MOST?
I hate all commercials, but I REALLY hate that stupid vaccum commercial where there are a bunch of people at a party, and they spill one thing, and so everyone gets their own special color vaccum and they dance vaccum the floor.
68. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Still that toast.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Sometimes, but not usually.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Franz, Jimmy, Submersed.
70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. DO YOU SNORE?
I'd like to think not.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Fighter.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Mostly death, the possibility that there's no God, no afterlife, etc.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I was an extreme Lego Maniac. Me and Alex played with them all the time.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TELEVISION?
They should die.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Yes, but ever since I got those stupid retainers in my teeth, it's not as fun anymore.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Well, I wasn't an UGLY baby.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Sure. Maybe? I don't know. Sure.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Beige.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Nope.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can do this weird gross thing with my tongue that everyone wants to see, but when I show them, they immediately regret having asked to see just what it is that I can do. I guess that's not a talent. It's more of an oddity. I'm talented at screwing up.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION PLACE?
England would probably kick ass, maybe Ireland, the Bahamas were sweet.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
He most certainly is.
15. HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
Yes.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I don't think so.
17. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE OZONE?
Not in the least.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A
TOOTSIE POP??
Tootsie pops are gross.
19.CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Why would I want to?
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yes.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Hunt on.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Maybe, I don't know. I can't see into my future.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's not particularly all that special. I used to like my cursive, but that got worse over the years. So I guess no.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Your face.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"
Oh, I don't know. Try.... never?
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
No. Leave him be.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I've only been to one, and I almost cried, but that was because my aunt was crying, and seeing people cry makes me cry. Or almost cry.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Cooked.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
The good die first, you know.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Inside my cat.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
5.29 pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A few.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Maybe an hour ago, maybe less.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Am I blonde?
39. DO YOU LIKE HUGS OR KISSES?
I like jabs and upper-cuts.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Sometimes.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Pop-Tarts, the Narnia soundtrack, and movies (esp. mst3k).
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Let's rephrase that... Crunchy or creamy vomit?
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Not really. I can hear it pop sometimes, though. Or snap, or whatever that quiet sound is that it makes sometimes.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Yes.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue.
49. WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Well, sort of today, a little bit.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Certain aspects, yes. Others, not so much.
51. WHOSE IS BETTER?
No one's. Actually, pretty much everyone that has a better computer than me... which is everyone. So everyone's life is better than mine.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Sometimes my dreams end up being real, but that hasn't happened in a long time.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
No, but I've heard good things about it, and I want to.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Yes.
55. WHEN WAS YOUR LAST KISS?
Whatever.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Probably not.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
I've never gone "officially" camping, but I enjoy the idea of it. I slept in a tent in my backyard a few times... that was cool.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Pretty much no.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES?
Only at night.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Dogs smell, so..... yes.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I believe divorce sucks, but sometimes it's inevitable.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Only in tap shoes.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yes.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Not too bad. Not typical January weather, anyway.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Toast and grape jelly.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Am I blonde?
67. WHAT TV COMMERCIAL DO YOU HATE THE MOST?
I hate all commercials, but I REALLY hate that stupid vaccum commercial where there are a bunch of people at a party, and they spill one thing, and so everyone gets their own special color vaccum and they dance vaccum the floor.
68. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Still that toast.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Sometimes, but not usually.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Franz, Jimmy, Submersed.