Phases of angst

[poisonkitty]

I've noticed 3 major phases of angst demonstrated by the female of the species:

1. Playing Tori Amos - Feeling a little down, could use some flowers or some kind words.

2. Singing along with Tori Amos - Might need a good deep heart-to-heart or a Soma and some Jack Daniels.

3. Singing Tori Amos when there's no music playing - Get out of her way

Comments

[la_bitessa]

This doesn't work with me. Good thing I live alone. ;P

[poisonkitty]

Which parts don't work? The diagnosis or the fix?

[la_bitessa]

Well, it's just not applicable to those of us that want to clamp Tori's mouth shut. :)

[poisonkitty]

Noted and agreed.

[brindle]

It's much scarier when a guy listens to Tori & going through the same stages!

Cheers to NON-Tori music. ;)

[lilmissanthropy]

And what does it mean for a girl who never really liked Tori Amos?

[poisonkitty]

I suppose you'll just have to wait until my next over-generalization post to see if that one fits you :P

[rishgrrl]

....soooooooo, that means what...since I have a Tori Amos song as the ring on my cell?

[poisonkitty]

Ah, you lament each incoming call but are typically consoled by the voice on the other end after answering. Like rapid cycling between normal and phase 1.

[seci]

There is something wrong with that girl/.

[poisonkitty]

Yes. I've seen her perform. She pretty much fucks the piano bench while singing about how fucked up boys are. I'd say that qualifies her as having something wrong. I have liked her music at one time or another in my life, btw.