[1 - That girl is poison]

[poisonivyforyou]

 a) [Action - 508 Ricardo Street]

... What on earth... [Ivy didn't get drunk. Ever. She wasn't even sure if she was able to, to be honest. She didn't even like the taste of the alcohol. But when you wake up in a house you don't know, dressed like you came up from the Stepford's wives and without a memory of last night that was the most logical

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[puzzlerprince]

[Heads-up, Pam. Edward Nigma's in the flower shop as well. But you'll notice a few differences about him. For starters, his eyes seem a bit glazed over, as though he couldn't be happier to be going about his business today. For another, he's not wearing a lick of green. He peers around the corner and notices the young redhead, though it doesn't appear as though he recognizes her.]

Excuse me, Miss. I'm trying to find something special. You know. To let the missus know that I appreciate her. What sort of flowers would you say are best for a surprise like that?

[poisonivyforyou]

[...Are-you-kidding-me stare.]

Is... this some kind of riddle? I'm afraid I'm not getting it. But props from getting out of Arhkam again, 'nigma.

[puzzlerprince]

Arkham? I'm... afraid I'm not sure what you're referring to, Madam. Or how you even know my name---

[He snaps his fingers in realization.]

Ah! You must be the mother of one of my students! I guess I must have quite a reputation. But yes. You're absolutely correct. Edward Nigma, Ethics Teacher. A pleasure to meet you, Miss...?

[poisonivyforyou]

...Of...course. I'm Pam? Poison Ivy? [She would have honestly thought she had gotten the wrong man if he hadn't just confirmed his name. She raises an eyebrow and places a hand on his shoulder] Look, if you're on drugs you should just... go home. Or not. Just don't get near the plants will you?

[puzzlerprince]

[Edward wrinkles his nose at her accusation.]

Drugs? I can assure you, Pam, I'm no junkie. What sort of an example do you think I would be to my students if I was?

[But that offended look washes away almost instantly and that creepy smile comes back.]

You may have a point, however! I should stay away from flowers. Why bother getting her flowers when I can simply cook for her instead? Give her a break from the kitchen for a change. I'd better be on my way to the corner grocery store, then. There's a honey-baked ham with her name on it!

Thanks so much for the swell advice! I'm sure she'll love it!

[Aaaaaaand Drone!Edward is off.]

[poisonivyforyou]

[...What on earth did just happen.]