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So I was at the gym today (yes Nik and I joined Gold's Gym) and after my usual 25 mins of cardio and 35 mins of lifting weights I usually hit the sauna. I have it down to a routine cuz we go to the gym 5 times a week, but anyway. I'm usually in the sauna alone, and always wear shorts in there as to not be totally naked. So i was sitting there and this weird fat guy came in, and sat down on the higher rack, as I was on the lower rack. If I looked over, I would clearly see his balls under his towel....so i just awkwardly stared forward........After listening to him breathe funny for 10 mins he stood up, looked at me and said "Looks like this turkey's done".....and then he dropped his towel, bearing his bits and pieces. Then he walked away into the showers.
what the fuck man, why did he need to show me his ass?
on a lighter note.. I got tattooed by nate last saturday....it healed in 5 days...really solid too. Maybe ill put pics up, but chances are i really won't. I love the work tho.
p.s. the following people need to stop breathing. Flavor flav,Daniel Radcliffe,the entire band "The Used" and whoever thought that shows that countdown topics with c-list celebrities commenting on how funny,scary,stupid or fashionably wrong a subject is...I'm looking at you VH1......please stop living
what the fuck man, why did he need to show me his ass?
on a lighter note.. I got tattooed by nate last saturday....it healed in 5 days...really solid too. Maybe ill put pics up, but chances are i really won't. I love the work tho.
p.s. the following people need to stop breathing. Flavor flav,Daniel Radcliffe,the entire band "The Used" and whoever thought that shows that countdown topics with c-list celebrities commenting on how funny,scary,stupid or fashionably wrong a subject is...I'm looking at you VH1......please stop living