Yay for the Chicago slaughter houses
"A New Zealand tourist told of havin shown an American visitor one of his nation's great natural wonders, the geysers at Rotorua (I've been there!), only to have the American unimpressed, remark, 'Well I guess stanger, you would reckon it a grander sight to see a man standing to his waist in blood sticking pigs. We do that in my country.'"