I touch them and they burst apart with sweet memories
A unique look in the pasts of two fucked up people....
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:15 AM]: laura the next time we will be going back to school it will be as SENIORS
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:15 AM]: holy shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:16 AM]: WHO LET THAT HAPPEN?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:16 AM]: NO ONE THOUGHT WE WOULD MAKE IT THIS FAR!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:16 AM]: IT WAS PRACTICALLY A GUARANTEE!!!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:16 AM]: aren't we like going into highschool this year? what the fuck i still think i'm 12
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:16 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:16 AM]: dude i'm still stuck in the school for the deaf people
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:16 AM]: haha it's like yo i still sign "i'm finished" when i'm done eating....
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: TREE!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: oh man i just rolled on the floor
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:17 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: remember our super secret meetings in the bathroom?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: we was so pissed we weren't in the same class
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:17 AM]: hell yeah
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:18 AM]: we're like ITS STORY TIME WE'RE GONNA BUST OUTTA THIS JOINT
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:18 AM]: haha we were so awesome
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:18 AM]: rebel kiddies
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:18 AM]: we really were
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:18 AM]: i remember being pissed becuase i lost out being the white dog in the brown bear brown bear what do you see play to a deaf kid
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:18 AM]: but then i got to be the brown bear so it was okay
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:19 AM]: i bet i cursed him out with my vast knowledge of pre school sign language
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:19 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:19 AM]: i was mama bear in Goldilocks! some chink got to be goldilocks..what the fuck i had blonde hair and she had black hair....
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:19 AM]: dumb whores
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:19 AM]: we really got shafted by those deaf kids
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:20 AM]: i think one of them shoved me into a cubby
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:20 AM]: they were cruel
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:20 AM]: one of em flashed me
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:20 AM]: and another one tricked me into watchin him take a piss
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:20 AM]: okay you did it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:20 AM]: i fell off my chair again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:20 AM]: haha careful there
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: if i break sometime im gonna come down there and fuck you up
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: i'm gonna whale on you with a crowbar
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: *something
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: my bad!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:21 AM]: haha i'll just call up my deaf posse and we'll whip your ass
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: you know...the typo kinda takes away from the menacing tone of my threat
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:22 AM]: yeah really lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:22 AM]: oh yeah well...my deaf kids can beat up your deaf kids
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:22 AM]: wow we are really mean to people with disabilities
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:22 AM]: yeah maybe we should stop...
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:22 AM]: its kinda fun though
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:22 AM]: yeah it really is haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:23 AM]: .....yeah
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:24 AM]: dude there was some black chick that always looked at me while i was pissin
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:24 AM]: fuck i fell again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:24 AM]: why do you keep falling?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:24 AM]: i keep like bursting out with laughter and i tip over
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:24 AM]: no but really she watched me pee and i like shuved her face and i got in trouble :(
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:25 AM]: dude weren't u in some type of hide a hienie or something
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:25 AM]: or did you just like piss out in the open
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:25 AM]: hide a hienie? what the fuck is that?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: ummmm its like...the things you go in when u hafta go to the bathroom. the uh...walls around the toilet
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:26 AM]: stall???
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:26 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: hey thats what it says on the yorktown ones
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: that is the correct word i believe...stalls...yep thats it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: personally, i like hide-a-heinie better
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:26 AM]: yeah, but it was in preschool...remember there were no doors?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: ew really
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: thats obscene
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:26 AM]: i know it was nasty
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: ughh
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: thats so ghetto
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: and gross
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:27 AM]: yeah i know
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: and even more ghetto and gross
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: blech
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: i bet you shoved her good though
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:27 AM]: yeah she fell back and smacked her head on the tile floor...and i got yelled at
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:27 AM]: and i told the teacher "but she was watching me make a pee pee!"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: dude you did it again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:28 AM]: what?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: i fell!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: well i almost caught myself that time
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:28 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: i think we were bullies in preschool
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: those cubbyholes were a rough joint
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: it took guts to make it out alive.
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:29 AM]: i know
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: you know with all the coats and hearing aids and stuff....
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:29 AM]: and hearing aids haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: hey dont deny it you know there were
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: what the fuck was up with those crazy ghetto huge hearing aids worn around their necks?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: i remember wanting one lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:30 AM]: i remember tryin to talk to one of the deaf kids to see if the hearing aid really worked...its hard to tell since they didnt know how to fuckin speak anyways i'd be like "hi what are you eating for lunch?" and they'd be like "gahhhhh wahhhh"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:30 AM]: hahahah
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:30 AM]: give me your PB&J punk or someones hearing aids going in the dirt
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:30 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:30 AM]: we were tough shit back then loil
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:30 AM]:
*lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:30 AM]: rememeber that deaf girl that would pull us around in the wagon cause we told her everyday we'd be her best friend if she pulled us
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:31 AM]: dammit the screenname and my typos are making me non tough
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:31 AM]: HAHAHAHAH YES!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:31 AM]: haha fuckin loser fell for it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:32 AM]: hahahah...she did, didn't she
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:33 AM]: we were lazy i guess
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:33 AM]: PULL HARDER BITCH, HARDER!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:33 AM]: make my red flyer's wheels burn the pavement whore
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:33 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:33 AM]: we werent lazy, we just both wanted to ride in it at the same time
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:33 AM]: ah...stuy town...GET OFF THE GRASS YOU WHORE
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:34 AM]: oh yes, very true good point
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:34 AM]: and we used to kill ants
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:34 AM]: i didnt like ants
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:34 AM]: me either
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:34 AM]: gross
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:35 AM]: oh dude i was working today and someone came up and was like "yeah can i get a balboa?" and i was like ".....a...rocky balboa? huh?" apparently a balboa is a garlic wedge with roast beef and swiss
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:35 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:35 AM]: i was all like staring and like "those are my favorite movies. i watch them all the time"
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:36 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:36 AM]: she probably thought i was fucking punchy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:36 AM]: you're like " a rocky...?"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:37 AM]: i was just trying to process that through my mind....a balboa...and all i could think of was ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY! i kinda started the chant in my head
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:37 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:37 AM]: i was like focus cassidy! come on! what the fuck is a balboa
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:37 AM]: hahaha FOCUS CASSIDY
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:37 AM]: i figured it out though
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:38 AM]: awesome
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:38 AM]: yeah...i just looked at the sign on the wall
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:39 AM]: oh and my crazy SS teacher from last year came in so i like dropped to the floor and hid. it was insane
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:39 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: i was afraid he was gonna molest me or something
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: shiver me timbers arrrrr
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:40 AM]: brb
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: cool
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:49 AM]: back
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:49 AM]: thank the lord
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:49 AM]: miss me? haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:50 AM]: i started reading my own journal i got so bored
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:50 AM]: my journal bores me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:51 AM]: bumer
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:51 AM]: bummer
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:52 AM]: nice typo
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:52 AM]: hey, whyare we both still on the gay screennames we made in 6th grade?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:52 AM]: cause we're losers?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:52 AM]: that might be it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:53 AM]: its just so hard to say goodbye!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:53 AM]: i mean my weekly blonde jokes and everything come to this email
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:53 AM]: same here
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:54 AM]: and like..i have all my favs on this one
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: yeah....
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: and everyone knows it...l
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: i will not change it!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:55 AM]: so what if its not "cool" or "usable in IM conversations besides the ones with you"?? i love it its like my friend
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:56 AM]: hey...remind me never to say that again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:56 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:56 AM]: haha alright
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:57 AM]: ...i should sleep
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: but why?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:57 AM]: my mom is home tomorrow so that means shes probably gonna be a dumb fuck and like vaccuum at the ass crack of dawn
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: thats what my mom does
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: im like OK KILL ME PLEASE?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: i wanna club her with the vaccuum hose
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: die bitch...die
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: but shes been good lately cause of my ear infection...she let me sleep til 3 today lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: you'll like run at her with a mop
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: wow....she never does that
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: or the swiffer brush since we dont own a mop
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: i just have a problem with your moms eating habits
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: soy milk ew lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: dude, no one can drink that much seltzer and have that much soy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: dude i drink seltzer like its goin outta style
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: its so healthy, its unhealthy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: its ALL WE HAVE
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: i know really
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: i know i'm thinking of pulling a scam to get you some freakin soda!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: seltzer and diet soda...and no fried food. why am i fat? haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: maybe i'll print labels that say NO CARBS NO SUGAR NO TASTE WHATSOEVER! and slap it on some coke cans
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:00 AM]: none of that talk young one or you get a slap
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:01 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: i was afraid he was gonna molest me or something
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: shiver me timbers arrrrr
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:40 AM]: brb
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: cool
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:49 AM]: back
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:49 AM]: thank the lord
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:49 AM]: miss me? haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:50 AM]: i started reading my own journal i got so bored
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:50 AM]: my journal bores me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:51 AM]: bumer
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:51 AM]: bummer
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:52 AM]: nice typo
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:52 AM]: hey, whyare we both still on the gay screennames we made in 6th grade?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:52 AM]: cause we're losers?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:52 AM]: that might be it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:53 AM]: its just so hard to say goodbye!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:53 AM]: i mean my weekly blonde jokes and everything come to this email
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:53 AM]: same here
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:54 AM]: and like..i have all my favs on this one
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: yeah....
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: and everyone knows it...l
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: i will not change it!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:55 AM]: so what if its not "cool" or "usable in IM conversations besides the ones with you"?? i love it its like my friend
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:56 AM]: hey...remind me never to say that again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:56 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:56 AM]: haha alright
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:57 AM]: ...i should sleep
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: but why?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:57 AM]: my mom is home tomorrow so that means shes probably gonna be a dumb fuck and like vaccuum at the ass crack of dawn
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: thats what my mom does
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: im like OK KILL ME PLEASE?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: i wanna club her with the vaccuum hose
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: die bitch...die
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: but shes been good lately cause of my ear infection...she let me sleep til 3 today lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: you'll like run at her with a mop
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: wow....she never does that
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: or the swiffer brush since we dont own a mop
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: i just have a problem with your moms eating habits
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: soy milk ew lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: dude, no one can drink that much seltzer and have that much soy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: dude i drink seltzer like its goin outta style
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: its so healthy, its unhealthy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: its ALL WE HAVE
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: i know really
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: i know i'm thinking of pulling a scam to get you some freakin soda!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: seltzer and diet soda...and no fried food. why am i fat? haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: maybe i'll print labels that say NO CARBS NO SUGAR NO TASTE WHATSOEVER! and slap it on some coke cans
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:00 AM]: none of that talk young one or you get a slap
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:01 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:01 AM]: last time i was at your house i ate all your cereal
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: well, not all of it but i had about 4 bowls
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: no you didnt lol we've got tons of it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: ok cool
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: dude...i had soy cereal today. ew
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: i was all amazed you had frosted flakes
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: what the mother freaker
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: i still don't know what the fuck soy is!!!!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: yeah we bought more...cause it was 99 cents
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: i know, my mom force fed it to me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: how is it like, nuts and cereal and milk all at the same time?!?!??!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: i dont know
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:03 AM]: it was soy cereal in soy milk
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: AHHHHHHHHH! THE SOY CONUNDRUM IS GONNA KILL ME!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:03 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: you went into soy overload
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: like fuck
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: LIKE FUCK I SAY!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:03 AM]: i know i was like gonna die
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: teehee i ate rice krispies and pizza rolls for breakfast
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: i was quite content with myself
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:04 AM]: mmmm
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:04 AM]: yummy
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:04 AM]: and at the deli today i accidentally grabbed a pepsi edge and i flipped a shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:04 AM]: whats that
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:04 AM]: i actually was drinking it and didnt notice but then isaw the label and freaked
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:04 AM]: its like...pepsi but half the carbs and sugar
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:04 AM]: oh gosh
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:05 AM]: its like for the fat people who wanna feel like they're dieting but don't actually wanna take the plunge and grab a diet coke
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:05 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:05 AM]: aw
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:05 AM]: diet is gross
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:05 AM]: it really is
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:05 AM]: you can cut rust with that shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:06 AM]: seriously?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:06 AM]: i don't know. it would be cool if you could though
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:06 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:06 AM]: i know you can use coke on rust or something inside your engine
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:06 AM]: car engine, i mean
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:06 AM]: thats...pleasant
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:07 AM]: i don't care i'm still downing about 4 liters a day
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:07 AM]: i seriously have a problem i can't stay away without it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:07 AM]: *awake
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:07 AM]: ladies and gentleman, i am fucking retarded
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:07 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:08 AM]: i haven't had a glass in about 45 so i'm getting a little woozy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:08 AM]: i havent had any in like 4 days
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:08 AM]: my dad is leaving in 2 hours
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:08 AM]: thats so fucked up laur
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:08 AM]: for where?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:08 AM]: hes been activated until late september so he has to go for 24 hour shifts on a boat every other day
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:09 AM]: oh
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:09 AM]: i'm like wow dad that fucking sucks. and i ask him now dad, if you're on a river in new york WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING JUNGLE CAMO
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:10 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:10 AM]: Whoa you wanna hear the craziest dream i've ever had
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:10 AM]: shhh nobody knows hes there
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:10 AM]: yes
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:10 AM]: Be vewy vewy quiet lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:11 AM]: Alright so I'm in this big arena maybe MSG I don't know but John Kerry is there and I'm like "Oh my god. That's the ugly fuck shit I've ever seen in my life" He's being his ugly self and wearing a hitler moustache and marching around in the nazi fashion
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:11 AM]: so then, Slyvester Stallone (as Rambo, not Rocky) comes out and shoots him
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:11 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:12 AM]: The arena is full of people so then the "Final Bell" track (number 12 on the Rocky soundtrack I burned for you) comes on and everyone jumps up and down
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:12 AM]: I was all excited.
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:12 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:12 AM]: Then Rocky became president. Then I fucked him.
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:12 AM]: no cheese before bed
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:12 AM]: I made that last part up
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:12 AM]: you fucked him??
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:12 AM]: oh :(
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:13 AM]: Yeah, truly tragic
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:13 AM]: He is really hot though
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:13 AM]: I don't care if hes like 60 now I'd do him because he was so gorgeous at one point lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:14 AM]: haha close your eyes and picture him younger while you're doin him
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:14 AM]: throw a blanket over his head
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:14 AM]: Yes that will definetly be my course of action if I find myself fucking Sylvester Stallone
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:14 AM]: thank you
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:14 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:15 AM]: i cut my bangs too short, i look like a loser now
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:15 AM]: bet you dont
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:15 AM]: i promise you i do
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:15 AM]: Well I disagree
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:16 AM]: Didn't I say I was going to bed about 20 minutes ago?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:16 AM]: yes
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: I should do that
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:17 AM]: you've got mail
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: Hm really now
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:17 AM]: my bangs are WAY short
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: no they dont
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: but if you really dont like them it takes like .3845 of a second for your bangs to grow out lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: yeah i'm waiting
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: but seriously it doesn't look bad it highlights your eyebrows
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: haha my eyebrows need to be waxed again
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: im not trusting no chinese lady to do them again
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: she like made fun of me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: dumb fucking piece 'o shit...
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: she made fun of me too!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: yeah because you giggled
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: it tickled and she blew in my face haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: elvis spit in my hand!!!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: not the fish the impersonator
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: excuse me?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: oh ok lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: yes he did haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: haha oh yeah he wasn't an elvis impersonator he was an "elvis tribute artist"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: what a fucking desuchbag
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:20 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: I was like "Dude you're no comparision..Seriously NO COMPARISION"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: but my mom said I wasn't allowed
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: allowed to do what
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: It was my birthday, I could curse out the elvis impersonator if I wanted to
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: haha you should have
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: "Why didn't you sing in the ghetto you fucking piece of skunk shit?"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: I'm so violent
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: haha skunk shit!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: Yup, skunk shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: you should have shuved his face as if he was watchin you pee
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: I believe the term is shoved my dear
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:22 AM]: i like shuved better lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: Ew I would have shoved him in the face, shot him in the back of the head execution style, and then called the cops
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: Oh i forgot to take him out back
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:22 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: I gotta take him out back and shoot him execution style...
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: For about a week I was obsessed with saying that. Everyone was being taken out back and shot that week
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: DUDE I REALLY HAFTA GO TO BED
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:15 AM]: bet you dont
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:15 AM]: i promise you i do
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:15 AM]: Well I disagree
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:16 AM]: Didn't I say I was going to bed about 20 minutes ago?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:16 AM]: yes
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: I should do that
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:17 AM]: you've got mail
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: Hm really now
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:17 AM]: my bangs are WAY short
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: no they dont
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: but if you really dont like them it takes like .3845 of a second for your bangs to grow out lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: yeah i'm waiting
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: but seriously it doesn't look bad it highlights your eyebrows
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: haha my eyebrows need to be waxed again
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: im not trusting no chinese lady to do them again
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: she like made fun of me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: dumb fucking piece 'o shit...
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: she made fun of me too!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: yeah because you giggled
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: it tickled and she blew in my face haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: elvis spit in my hand!!!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: not the fish the impersonator
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: excuse me?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: oh ok lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: yes he did haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: haha oh yeah he wasn't an elvis impersonator he was an "elvis tribute artist"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: what a fucking desuchbag
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:20 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: I was like "Dude you're no comparision..Seriously NO COMPARISION"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: but my mom said I wasn't allowed
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: allowed to do what
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: It was my birthday, I could curse out the elvis impersonator if I wanted to
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: haha you should have
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: "Why didn't you sing in the ghetto you fucking piece of skunk shit?"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: I'm so violent
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: haha skunk shit!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: Yup, skunk shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: you should have shuved his face as if he was watchin you pee
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: I believe the term is shoved my dear
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:22 AM]: i like shuved better lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: Ew I would have shoved him in the face, shot him in the back of the head execution style, and then called the cops
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: Oh i forgot to take him out back
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:22 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: I gotta take him out back and shoot him execution style...
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: For about a week I was obsessed with saying that. Everyone was being taken out back and shot that week
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: DUDE I REALLY HAFTA GO TO BED
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:23 AM]: ok so go to bed!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: I'm going!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:24 AM]: GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU ERIN
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:24 AM]: Practically gone!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:24 AM]: Love you too Laura I'll talk to you tomorrow
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:24 AM]: yes you will
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:24 AM]: I'll update you on Shannon's condition
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:24 AM]: good
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:24 AM]: Later
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:15 AM]: laura the next time we will be going back to school it will be as SENIORS
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:15 AM]: holy shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:16 AM]: WHO LET THAT HAPPEN?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:16 AM]: NO ONE THOUGHT WE WOULD MAKE IT THIS FAR!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:16 AM]: IT WAS PRACTICALLY A GUARANTEE!!!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:16 AM]: aren't we like going into highschool this year? what the fuck i still think i'm 12
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:16 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:16 AM]: dude i'm still stuck in the school for the deaf people
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:16 AM]: haha it's like yo i still sign "i'm finished" when i'm done eating....
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: TREE!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: oh man i just rolled on the floor
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:17 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: remember our super secret meetings in the bathroom?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:17 AM]: we was so pissed we weren't in the same class
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:17 AM]: hell yeah
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:18 AM]: we're like ITS STORY TIME WE'RE GONNA BUST OUTTA THIS JOINT
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:18 AM]: haha we were so awesome
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:18 AM]: rebel kiddies
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:18 AM]: we really were
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:18 AM]: i remember being pissed becuase i lost out being the white dog in the brown bear brown bear what do you see play to a deaf kid
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:18 AM]: but then i got to be the brown bear so it was okay
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:19 AM]: i bet i cursed him out with my vast knowledge of pre school sign language
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:19 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:19 AM]: i was mama bear in Goldilocks! some chink got to be goldilocks..what the fuck i had blonde hair and she had black hair....
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:19 AM]: dumb whores
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:19 AM]: we really got shafted by those deaf kids
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:20 AM]: i think one of them shoved me into a cubby
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:20 AM]: they were cruel
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:20 AM]: one of em flashed me
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:20 AM]: and another one tricked me into watchin him take a piss
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:20 AM]: okay you did it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:20 AM]: i fell off my chair again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:20 AM]: haha careful there
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: if i break sometime im gonna come down there and fuck you up
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: i'm gonna whale on you with a crowbar
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: *something
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: my bad!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:21 AM]: haha i'll just call up my deaf posse and we'll whip your ass
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:21 AM]: you know...the typo kinda takes away from the menacing tone of my threat
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:22 AM]: yeah really lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:22 AM]: oh yeah well...my deaf kids can beat up your deaf kids
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:22 AM]: wow we are really mean to people with disabilities
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:22 AM]: yeah maybe we should stop...
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:22 AM]: its kinda fun though
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:22 AM]: yeah it really is haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:23 AM]: .....yeah
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:24 AM]: dude there was some black chick that always looked at me while i was pissin
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:24 AM]: fuck i fell again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:24 AM]: why do you keep falling?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:24 AM]: i keep like bursting out with laughter and i tip over
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:24 AM]: no but really she watched me pee and i like shuved her face and i got in trouble :(
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:25 AM]: dude weren't u in some type of hide a hienie or something
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:25 AM]: or did you just like piss out in the open
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:25 AM]: hide a hienie? what the fuck is that?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: ummmm its like...the things you go in when u hafta go to the bathroom. the uh...walls around the toilet
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:26 AM]: stall???
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:26 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: hey thats what it says on the yorktown ones
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: that is the correct word i believe...stalls...yep thats it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: personally, i like hide-a-heinie better
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:26 AM]: yeah, but it was in preschool...remember there were no doors?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: ew really
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:26 AM]: thats obscene
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:26 AM]: i know it was nasty
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: ughh
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: thats so ghetto
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: and gross
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:27 AM]: yeah i know
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: and even more ghetto and gross
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: blech
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:27 AM]: i bet you shoved her good though
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:27 AM]: yeah she fell back and smacked her head on the tile floor...and i got yelled at
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:27 AM]: and i told the teacher "but she was watching me make a pee pee!"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: dude you did it again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:28 AM]: what?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: i fell!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: well i almost caught myself that time
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:28 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: i think we were bullies in preschool
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:28 AM]: those cubbyholes were a rough joint
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: it took guts to make it out alive.
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:29 AM]: i know
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: you know with all the coats and hearing aids and stuff....
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:29 AM]: and hearing aids haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: hey dont deny it you know there were
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: what the fuck was up with those crazy ghetto huge hearing aids worn around their necks?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:29 AM]: i remember wanting one lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:30 AM]: i remember tryin to talk to one of the deaf kids to see if the hearing aid really worked...its hard to tell since they didnt know how to fuckin speak anyways i'd be like "hi what are you eating for lunch?" and they'd be like "gahhhhh wahhhh"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:30 AM]: hahahah
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:30 AM]: give me your PB&J punk or someones hearing aids going in the dirt
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:30 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:30 AM]: we were tough shit back then loil
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:30 AM]:
*lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:30 AM]: rememeber that deaf girl that would pull us around in the wagon cause we told her everyday we'd be her best friend if she pulled us
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:31 AM]: dammit the screenname and my typos are making me non tough
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:31 AM]: HAHAHAHAH YES!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:31 AM]: haha fuckin loser fell for it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:32 AM]: hahahah...she did, didn't she
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:33 AM]: we were lazy i guess
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:33 AM]: PULL HARDER BITCH, HARDER!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:33 AM]: make my red flyer's wheels burn the pavement whore
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:33 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:33 AM]: we werent lazy, we just both wanted to ride in it at the same time
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:33 AM]: ah...stuy town...GET OFF THE GRASS YOU WHORE
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:34 AM]: oh yes, very true good point
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:34 AM]: and we used to kill ants
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:34 AM]: i didnt like ants
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:34 AM]: me either
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:34 AM]: gross
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:35 AM]: oh dude i was working today and someone came up and was like "yeah can i get a balboa?" and i was like ".....a...rocky balboa? huh?" apparently a balboa is a garlic wedge with roast beef and swiss
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:35 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:35 AM]: i was all like staring and like "those are my favorite movies. i watch them all the time"
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:36 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:36 AM]: she probably thought i was fucking punchy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:36 AM]: you're like " a rocky...?"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:37 AM]: i was just trying to process that through my mind....a balboa...and all i could think of was ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY! i kinda started the chant in my head
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:37 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:37 AM]: i was like focus cassidy! come on! what the fuck is a balboa
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:37 AM]: hahaha FOCUS CASSIDY
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:37 AM]: i figured it out though
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:38 AM]: awesome
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:38 AM]: yeah...i just looked at the sign on the wall
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:39 AM]: oh and my crazy SS teacher from last year came in so i like dropped to the floor and hid. it was insane
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:39 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: i was afraid he was gonna molest me or something
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: shiver me timbers arrrrr
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:40 AM]: brb
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: cool
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:49 AM]: back
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:49 AM]: thank the lord
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:49 AM]: miss me? haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:50 AM]: i started reading my own journal i got so bored
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:50 AM]: my journal bores me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:51 AM]: bumer
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:51 AM]: bummer
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:52 AM]: nice typo
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:52 AM]: hey, whyare we both still on the gay screennames we made in 6th grade?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:52 AM]: cause we're losers?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:52 AM]: that might be it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:53 AM]: its just so hard to say goodbye!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:53 AM]: i mean my weekly blonde jokes and everything come to this email
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:53 AM]: same here
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:54 AM]: and like..i have all my favs on this one
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: yeah....
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: and everyone knows it...l
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: i will not change it!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:55 AM]: so what if its not "cool" or "usable in IM conversations besides the ones with you"?? i love it its like my friend
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:56 AM]: hey...remind me never to say that again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:56 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:56 AM]: haha alright
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:57 AM]: ...i should sleep
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: but why?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:57 AM]: my mom is home tomorrow so that means shes probably gonna be a dumb fuck and like vaccuum at the ass crack of dawn
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: thats what my mom does
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: im like OK KILL ME PLEASE?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: i wanna club her with the vaccuum hose
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: die bitch...die
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: but shes been good lately cause of my ear infection...she let me sleep til 3 today lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: you'll like run at her with a mop
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: wow....she never does that
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: or the swiffer brush since we dont own a mop
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: i just have a problem with your moms eating habits
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: soy milk ew lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: dude, no one can drink that much seltzer and have that much soy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: dude i drink seltzer like its goin outta style
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: its so healthy, its unhealthy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: its ALL WE HAVE
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: i know really
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: i know i'm thinking of pulling a scam to get you some freakin soda!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: seltzer and diet soda...and no fried food. why am i fat? haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: maybe i'll print labels that say NO CARBS NO SUGAR NO TASTE WHATSOEVER! and slap it on some coke cans
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:00 AM]: none of that talk young one or you get a slap
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:01 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: i was afraid he was gonna molest me or something
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: shiver me timbers arrrrr
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:40 AM]: brb
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:40 AM]: cool
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:49 AM]: back
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:49 AM]: thank the lord
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:49 AM]: miss me? haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:50 AM]: i started reading my own journal i got so bored
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:50 AM]: my journal bores me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:51 AM]: bumer
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:51 AM]: bummer
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:52 AM]: nice typo
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:52 AM]: hey, whyare we both still on the gay screennames we made in 6th grade?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:52 AM]: cause we're losers?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:52 AM]: that might be it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:53 AM]: its just so hard to say goodbye!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:53 AM]: i mean my weekly blonde jokes and everything come to this email
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:53 AM]: same here
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:54 AM]: and like..i have all my favs on this one
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: yeah....
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: and everyone knows it...l
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:54 AM]: i will not change it!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:55 AM]: so what if its not "cool" or "usable in IM conversations besides the ones with you"?? i love it its like my friend
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:56 AM]: hey...remind me never to say that again
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:56 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:56 AM]: haha alright
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:57 AM]: ...i should sleep
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: but why?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:57 AM]: my mom is home tomorrow so that means shes probably gonna be a dumb fuck and like vaccuum at the ass crack of dawn
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: thats what my mom does
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:57 AM]: im like OK KILL ME PLEASE?!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: i wanna club her with the vaccuum hose
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: die bitch...die
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: but shes been good lately cause of my ear infection...she let me sleep til 3 today lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: you'll like run at her with a mop
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: wow....she never does that
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: or the swiffer brush since we dont own a mop
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: i just have a problem with your moms eating habits
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:58 AM]: soy milk ew lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:58 AM]: dude, no one can drink that much seltzer and have that much soy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: dude i drink seltzer like its goin outta style
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: its so healthy, its unhealthy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: its ALL WE HAVE
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: i know really
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: i know i'm thinking of pulling a scam to get you some freakin soda!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [1:59 AM]: seltzer and diet soda...and no fried food. why am i fat? haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [1:59 AM]: maybe i'll print labels that say NO CARBS NO SUGAR NO TASTE WHATSOEVER! and slap it on some coke cans
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:00 AM]: none of that talk young one or you get a slap
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:01 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:01 AM]: last time i was at your house i ate all your cereal
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: well, not all of it but i had about 4 bowls
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: no you didnt lol we've got tons of it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: ok cool
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: dude...i had soy cereal today. ew
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: i was all amazed you had frosted flakes
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: what the mother freaker
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: i still don't know what the fuck soy is!!!!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: yeah we bought more...cause it was 99 cents
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: i know, my mom force fed it to me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:02 AM]: how is it like, nuts and cereal and milk all at the same time?!?!??!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:02 AM]: i dont know
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:03 AM]: it was soy cereal in soy milk
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: AHHHHHHHHH! THE SOY CONUNDRUM IS GONNA KILL ME!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:03 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: you went into soy overload
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: like fuck
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: LIKE FUCK I SAY!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:03 AM]: i know i was like gonna die
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: teehee i ate rice krispies and pizza rolls for breakfast
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:03 AM]: i was quite content with myself
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:04 AM]: mmmm
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:04 AM]: yummy
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:04 AM]: and at the deli today i accidentally grabbed a pepsi edge and i flipped a shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:04 AM]: whats that
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:04 AM]: i actually was drinking it and didnt notice but then isaw the label and freaked
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:04 AM]: its like...pepsi but half the carbs and sugar
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:04 AM]: oh gosh
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:05 AM]: its like for the fat people who wanna feel like they're dieting but don't actually wanna take the plunge and grab a diet coke
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:05 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:05 AM]: aw
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:05 AM]: diet is gross
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:05 AM]: it really is
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:05 AM]: you can cut rust with that shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:06 AM]: seriously?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:06 AM]: i don't know. it would be cool if you could though
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:06 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:06 AM]: i know you can use coke on rust or something inside your engine
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:06 AM]: car engine, i mean
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:06 AM]: thats...pleasant
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:07 AM]: i don't care i'm still downing about 4 liters a day
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:07 AM]: i seriously have a problem i can't stay away without it
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:07 AM]: *awake
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:07 AM]: ladies and gentleman, i am fucking retarded
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:07 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:08 AM]: i haven't had a glass in about 45 so i'm getting a little woozy
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:08 AM]: i havent had any in like 4 days
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:08 AM]: my dad is leaving in 2 hours
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:08 AM]: thats so fucked up laur
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:08 AM]: for where?
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:08 AM]: hes been activated until late september so he has to go for 24 hour shifts on a boat every other day
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:09 AM]: oh
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:09 AM]: i'm like wow dad that fucking sucks. and i ask him now dad, if you're on a river in new york WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING JUNGLE CAMO
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:10 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:10 AM]: Whoa you wanna hear the craziest dream i've ever had
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:10 AM]: shhh nobody knows hes there
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:10 AM]: yes
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:10 AM]: Be vewy vewy quiet lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:11 AM]: Alright so I'm in this big arena maybe MSG I don't know but John Kerry is there and I'm like "Oh my god. That's the ugly fuck shit I've ever seen in my life" He's being his ugly self and wearing a hitler moustache and marching around in the nazi fashion
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:11 AM]: so then, Slyvester Stallone (as Rambo, not Rocky) comes out and shoots him
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:11 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:12 AM]: The arena is full of people so then the "Final Bell" track (number 12 on the Rocky soundtrack I burned for you) comes on and everyone jumps up and down
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:12 AM]: I was all excited.
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:12 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:12 AM]: Then Rocky became president. Then I fucked him.
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:12 AM]: no cheese before bed
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:12 AM]: I made that last part up
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:12 AM]: you fucked him??
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:12 AM]: oh :(
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:13 AM]: Yeah, truly tragic
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:13 AM]: He is really hot though
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:13 AM]: I don't care if hes like 60 now I'd do him because he was so gorgeous at one point lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:14 AM]: haha close your eyes and picture him younger while you're doin him
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:14 AM]: throw a blanket over his head
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:14 AM]: Yes that will definetly be my course of action if I find myself fucking Sylvester Stallone
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:14 AM]: thank you
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:14 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:15 AM]: i cut my bangs too short, i look like a loser now
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:15 AM]: bet you dont
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:15 AM]: i promise you i do
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:15 AM]: Well I disagree
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:16 AM]: Didn't I say I was going to bed about 20 minutes ago?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:16 AM]: yes
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: I should do that
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:17 AM]: you've got mail
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: Hm really now
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:17 AM]: my bangs are WAY short
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: no they dont
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: but if you really dont like them it takes like .3845 of a second for your bangs to grow out lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: yeah i'm waiting
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: but seriously it doesn't look bad it highlights your eyebrows
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: haha my eyebrows need to be waxed again
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: im not trusting no chinese lady to do them again
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: she like made fun of me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: dumb fucking piece 'o shit...
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: she made fun of me too!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: yeah because you giggled
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: it tickled and she blew in my face haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: elvis spit in my hand!!!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: not the fish the impersonator
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: excuse me?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: oh ok lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: yes he did haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: haha oh yeah he wasn't an elvis impersonator he was an "elvis tribute artist"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: what a fucking desuchbag
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:20 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: I was like "Dude you're no comparision..Seriously NO COMPARISION"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: but my mom said I wasn't allowed
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: allowed to do what
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: It was my birthday, I could curse out the elvis impersonator if I wanted to
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: haha you should have
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: "Why didn't you sing in the ghetto you fucking piece of skunk shit?"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: I'm so violent
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: haha skunk shit!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: Yup, skunk shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: you should have shuved his face as if he was watchin you pee
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: I believe the term is shoved my dear
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:22 AM]: i like shuved better lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: Ew I would have shoved him in the face, shot him in the back of the head execution style, and then called the cops
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: Oh i forgot to take him out back
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:22 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: I gotta take him out back and shoot him execution style...
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: For about a week I was obsessed with saying that. Everyone was being taken out back and shot that week
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: DUDE I REALLY HAFTA GO TO BED
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:15 AM]: bet you dont
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:15 AM]: i promise you i do
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:15 AM]: Well I disagree
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:16 AM]: Didn't I say I was going to bed about 20 minutes ago?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:16 AM]: yes
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: I should do that
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:17 AM]: you've got mail
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: Hm really now
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:17 AM]: my bangs are WAY short
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:17 AM]: no they dont
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: but if you really dont like them it takes like .3845 of a second for your bangs to grow out lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: haha
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: yeah i'm waiting
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: but seriously it doesn't look bad it highlights your eyebrows
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:18 AM]: haha my eyebrows need to be waxed again
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:18 AM]: im not trusting no chinese lady to do them again
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: she like made fun of me
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: dumb fucking piece 'o shit...
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: she made fun of me too!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: yeah because you giggled
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: it tickled and she blew in my face haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: hahaha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: elvis spit in my hand!!!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:19 AM]: not the fish the impersonator
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: excuse me?
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: oh ok lol
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:19 AM]: yes he did haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: haha oh yeah he wasn't an elvis impersonator he was an "elvis tribute artist"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: what a fucking desuchbag
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:20 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: I was like "Dude you're no comparision..Seriously NO COMPARISION"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:20 AM]: but my mom said I wasn't allowed
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: allowed to do what
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: It was my birthday, I could curse out the elvis impersonator if I wanted to
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: haha you should have
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: "Why didn't you sing in the ghetto you fucking piece of skunk shit?"
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: I'm so violent
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: haha skunk shit!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:21 AM]: Yup, skunk shit
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:21 AM]: you should have shuved his face as if he was watchin you pee
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: I believe the term is shoved my dear
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:22 AM]: i like shuved better lol
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: Ew I would have shoved him in the face, shot him in the back of the head execution style, and then called the cops
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: Oh i forgot to take him out back
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:22 AM]: haha
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:22 AM]: I gotta take him out back and shoot him execution style...
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: For about a week I was obsessed with saying that. Everyone was being taken out back and shot that week
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: DUDE I REALLY HAFTA GO TO BED
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:23 AM]: ok so go to bed!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:23 AM]: I'm going!
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:24 AM]: GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU ERIN
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:24 AM]: Practically gone!
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:24 AM]: Love you too Laura I'll talk to you tomorrow
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:24 AM]: yes you will
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:24 AM]: I'll update you on Shannon's condition
PriNcesS4EvEr120 [2:24 AM]: good
DaDDYs PRiNCeS5 [2:24 AM]: Later