every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
omgz you guys we don't even have to play baseball this year! The Mets now are automatic winners of the NL East, the NL Pennant and the World Series! Seriously, Johan Santana is God and his almighty left hand will crush all of the NL East in its' grip!
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Nevermind that it is impossible for the Phillies to get freakishly injured as much as they did last year, or that the Braves have Mark Teixera all year, 3 pitchers that will give them 200+ innings, and don't have the runner-stranding machine that is Andruw Jones.
Oh no, they are mere pawns on the chessboard of the NL East and Team Santana oh excuse me the METS are the bishop, rook, king and queen. Check. mate. It's over.
As you can tell, I am simultaneously amused and perturbed. Hurry up, baseball. Get here RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
oh ew my tag reminds me. Luis Gonzalez decided on coming to the Marlins because Loria personally called him. Ew?
At least the Jazz are on ESPN tonight. w00t w00tz. Speaking of, Boozer is an All-Star, whereas Dwill is not. Now, I have not been keeping up with basketball as I should but even I am not surprised. Poor Dwill. And CP3 making it, to boot. Oh well, CP3 deserved it. Next year, Dwill. Next year. I can't hate on Chris Paul, I am TRYING SO HARD HERE and he is nothing short of kind of adorable and I hate it.
Also. Dirk. And Steve. Rip. And Chauncey. Double date in N'awlins, y/n?
Also, I have this well, dissertation of sorts I'm writing up proving the Phillies offense is POTENT and UNCONTAINABLE and not just a product of playing in CBP. NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS THE ONLY REASON THE PHILS WON 91 GAMES LAST YEAR IS CUZ OF CBP gets MY FIST in THEIR FACE. Saying it doesn't make it true. NUMBERS DON'T LIE. Ugh.
ETA: Fist-in-face cause #2: That Tom Glavine was the sole cause of the Mets collapse last year. I've heard it more and more with the Santana trade. Yeah he fucking sucked the last two weeks probably because he was like fuck all this I'm goin' home to Atlanta w00t w00t. But it was 3 starts, was it his fault all those other games the Mets lost. Oh right it was, I forgot! How silly of me! He's a SPY SENT FROM ATLANTA TO SABOTAGE THE METS!
The rest of the year he was solid (at least 6IP in 26 of 34 starts), he didn't get injured like everyone else and their brother on the Mets. He had a 6.10 ERA in September? Maine's was 5.93 (with his near no-no factored in). You wanna talk about last 3 starts? Look at Maine's and Perez's. Yeah, one great outting sandwiched by two forgettables.
Yeah maybe. MAYBE I'm you know, partial to the Glavdawg but come the fuck on. Seriously. Come. the fuck. on. I'm not saying he's better or even equal to Santana but to say that his departure (before signing Santana) was THE BEST THING EVER and is GREAT for the Mets? Good lord do these people even watch baseball? I hate the Braves with all my mind body and soul but I hope he goes into Shea and no-hits them. Or rofl if Smoltz no-hits them no lol I wouldn't want that, I'd just like, laugh REALLY FUCKING HARD if it happened.
Oh look, my oldman-crush is showing again. I need to make that a tag and go back and tag all my entries about JAMIE and GLAVDAWG and...well I crush on Griffey too but I don't really talk about it much since he's on the Reds and they're not in my division and who cares about the Reds, amirite? Maybe I should start doing that. George Kenneth I love youuuuu. ♥
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Nevermind that it is impossible for the Phillies to get freakishly injured as much as they did last year, or that the Braves have Mark Teixera all year, 3 pitchers that will give them 200+ innings, and don't have the runner-stranding machine that is Andruw Jones.
Oh no, they are mere pawns on the chessboard of the NL East and Team Santana oh excuse me the METS are the bishop, rook, king and queen. Check. mate. It's over.
As you can tell, I am simultaneously amused and perturbed. Hurry up, baseball. Get here RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
oh ew my tag reminds me. Luis Gonzalez decided on coming to the Marlins because Loria personally called him. Ew?
At least the Jazz are on ESPN tonight. w00t w00tz. Speaking of, Boozer is an All-Star, whereas Dwill is not. Now, I have not been keeping up with basketball as I should but even I am not surprised. Poor Dwill. And CP3 making it, to boot. Oh well, CP3 deserved it. Next year, Dwill. Next year. I can't hate on Chris Paul, I am TRYING SO HARD HERE and he is nothing short of kind of adorable and I hate it.
Also. Dirk. And Steve. Rip. And Chauncey. Double date in N'awlins, y/n?
Also, I have this well, dissertation of sorts I'm writing up proving the Phillies offense is POTENT and UNCONTAINABLE and not just a product of playing in CBP. NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS THE ONLY REASON THE PHILS WON 91 GAMES LAST YEAR IS CUZ OF CBP gets MY FIST in THEIR FACE. Saying it doesn't make it true. NUMBERS DON'T LIE. Ugh.
ETA: Fist-in-face cause #2: That Tom Glavine was the sole cause of the Mets collapse last year. I've heard it more and more with the Santana trade. Yeah he fucking sucked the last two weeks probably because he was like fuck all this I'm goin' home to Atlanta w00t w00t. But it was 3 starts, was it his fault all those other games the Mets lost. Oh right it was, I forgot! How silly of me! He's a SPY SENT FROM ATLANTA TO SABOTAGE THE METS!
The rest of the year he was solid (at least 6IP in 26 of 34 starts), he didn't get injured like everyone else and their brother on the Mets. He had a 6.10 ERA in September? Maine's was 5.93 (with his near no-no factored in). You wanna talk about last 3 starts? Look at Maine's and Perez's. Yeah, one great outting sandwiched by two forgettables.
Yeah maybe. MAYBE I'm you know, partial to the Glavdawg but come the fuck on. Seriously. Come. the fuck. on. I'm not saying he's better or even equal to Santana but to say that his departure (before signing Santana) was THE BEST THING EVER and is GREAT for the Mets? Good lord do these people even watch baseball? I hate the Braves with all my mind body and soul but I hope he goes into Shea and no-hits them. Or rofl if Smoltz no-hits them no lol I wouldn't want that, I'd just like, laugh REALLY FUCKING HARD if it happened.
Oh look, my oldman-crush is showing again. I need to make that a tag and go back and tag all my entries about JAMIE and GLAVDAWG and...well I crush on Griffey too but I don't really talk about it much since he's on the Reds and they're not in my division and who cares about the Reds, amirite? Maybe I should start doing that. George Kenneth I love youuuuu. ♥