David Bell would have had it.

[poisonavery]

List, since an update would be to exhausting and boring:

+ The Marlins blowing out the Phillies
+ The Phillies blowing out the Marlins TWICE
- The fact that I was cheering for the opposite team during the blowouts
+ We got to sit with some other Marlins fans, so we didn't feel too out of place. :D
- Philadelphia traffic
+ Dollar dogs
- Not-dollar everything else
- Dan doing horrible both Sunday games...
+ ...but making up for it with a HR on Monday...
+ ...in front of his family
- Douchebag ushers
- Poor Herm was ignored by EVERYONE! :(
+ Lieby had a GRAND SLAM
-...because I opened my big mouth and said "C'MON, EASY OUT"
+ Chutley extended his streak
+ Michael Bourn playing in his first game and getting his first AB! :D
+ Being there to say goodbye to Bobby and Lidle (although I have a feeling a lot of the applause was sarcastic)
- I broke Myr's camera. :'(
+ Mock screamer for the Philadelphia firesale.
+ listening to Everclear's Sparkle and Fade
+ Breakfast was so good on Monday.
- But on Sunday they made us sit in the back and Myr was BEHIND BARS! THAT'S MEAN! :(
- I'm sunburned :(
- AND BROKE!

IT'S OVER!

ETA: Here is the chat transcript from Mikey the J's chat on Tuesday. He mentions his mom the second question in. I am not surprised. Also, what is this thing with him and his bikes? I don't know. It's cute, in a "I thought you were cooler than that, Michael, but apparently you're just a big ol' dork" kind of way. Aw, I am, to steal a phrase from angisageek, full of tiny hearts for Mike.

And yes, lmr408 would be me.

AND. JEWBILITY. AHA. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS INTENTIONAL BUT IT'S PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY EITHER WAY.