Time
Dear People Who Decide What Time Is,
I would like my hour back. I could use it for something, Im sure. We do not appreciate your
hour-snatching. I would also like to let you know that the time vortex in my apartment is not very
helpful. Suddenly hours will be gone, with no way to recover them. Please disable this vortex as
soon as is convenient. Lastly, I would like to petition for a 5% speed reduction of time this week
for my Spring Break. We musn't hold up the world too much, but a modest reduction in speed
would be of great benefit to our tired brains. Many thanks,
A.P.H.
I would like my hour back. I could use it for something, Im sure. We do not appreciate your
hour-snatching. I would also like to let you know that the time vortex in my apartment is not very
helpful. Suddenly hours will be gone, with no way to recover them. Please disable this vortex as
soon as is convenient. Lastly, I would like to petition for a 5% speed reduction of time this week
for my Spring Break. We musn't hold up the world too much, but a modest reduction in speed
would be of great benefit to our tired brains. Many thanks,
A.P.H.