Fourteenth Test: Cycle Four, Month 2, Day 8

[poison_dango]

[Anko looks, for once, not so much pissed as tired. Really tired. There's a good reason for this. Of course, she still looks vaguely annoyed, but it's lessened by her state.]

If anyone was wondering why I wasn't on the network for, oh, the last few days, it's because I didn't have ANY GODDAMN HANDS. Yes, I was a fucking snake, make your jokes now

Comments

[heresthebasics]

Consider yourself lucky. [Isshin points behind him to the grotesque hair-creature laying on his bed.] Mine's made of hair.

[poison_dango]

Yeah, sure, but it's ghostly hair, so it's not like it's gonna get in your food or something.

[heresthebasics]

But imagine, this thing has been sleeping here ages before I got here. How do you think I'm going to sleep at night with that knowledge!

[poison_dango]

Oh come on, it's not like the little butler bots don't change the sheets and stuff all the damn time. Like any other inn, you know?

[heresthebasics]

Hey! But imagine if your bed was at one point inhabited by a giant spider. I bet you wouldn't be so calm then.

[poison_dango]

A giant spider nights removed is not the weirdest thing I've slept with--ah, near. Trust me.