I am the night

[poison_buchou]

Some diabolical plot has been hatched on the good citizens of Gotham. People slowly lose their minds to alter egos and false identities. I suspect the Joker's scent lies beneath this stench of deceit.

Quick, Robin! To the Bat Cave!

...Robin?

Comments

[frostboy]

kfjksjasd DC SENT YOU TO TAKE OVER BRAWL, DIDN'T THEY?! THE BASTARDS!!

[[ klfjaskfkjasd HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ♥♥♥ ]]

[redheads_suck]

Oh, Robert, calm down already.

[frostboy]

He was okay when he was just a comic book character, damn it!

[redheads_suck]

It's not actually Batman, you idiot.

Probably.

[frostboy]

... Whatever. He's PRETENDING to be Batman, then! Same difference!

[redheads_suck]

"Same difference"? Your mastery of the English language never ceases to amaze me.

[frostboy]

Quiet, harlot. HE JUST ASKED ME TO BE ROBIN, PRACTICALLY!!! :D

[redheads_suck]

...Harlot?

And don't you have enough trouble with the one superhero gig?

[frostboy]

I meant to type "heathen". Seriously.

...We're not really doing anything now, though.

[redheads_suck]

I'm sure.

....And now you've jinxed it. Just wait. Someone will come crashing in the mansion or we'll get kidnapped or something.

[frostboy]

I couldn't come up with another "h" noun except for "ho", and I'm pretty sure that would've gotten me killed!

......Oh, please. I'm not a jinx!

[redheads_suck]

Why did you need an "h" noun?

Really now.

[frostboy]

Because usually I use "heathen", and I want to keep consistent. Sort of.

Really!

[redheads_suck]

...Uh huh.

[poison_buchou]

Clearly, the cooler temperatures have affected your cognitive abilities.

You have a suitable personality, however. How do you feel about green and yellow?

[frostboy]

HEY!

They... go well together?