Since you've been gone
Alright sooo Saturday night, PARTAY!
Me and The Linds Meister get to sarahs before everyone else.
We helped clean... i raped her dog... blah blah...
So then we're sitting in Sarahs room and her cell rings
Sarah: JESS ANSWER IT!
Me: *moans* Sarah.. its over there!
Sarah: ANSWER IT!
Me: *goes to get it* Yello?
Kevin: Hey! Where again does sarah live?
Me: Where are you!? She lives on Everet
Kevin: Well obviously! That's where i am!
Me: Right well... *looks out window* YOU'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE!
Kevin: Mhhm.. *hangs up*
So kevin and Mike Malloy come and theyre smoking in her room. Then everyone else shows up. So we're all smoking having a grand ol' time. Nico brought this Steamroller. And it got like EVERYONE stoned. So im like
Me: Sarah... i AM your BESTEST friend...
Sarah: Jess, you wanna drink. I know you do.
Me: Pleeeease!
Sarah: Monica says she brought some
Me: Monnnica... my best friend
Monica: *pulls out a can of beer*
Me: WHAT!?! ONE can of BEER! *walks away*
Okay first off, one can? it explains itself. Secondly I fuckin hate beer! So sarah lets me go downstairs. Now Sarah is LOADED with alcohol, and she went upstairs to smoke with some people and me, kevin, linds, george, joey and monica stayed downstairs. And sarah left ME in charge of the bar. Mwahaha. So, im pouring everyones drinks. And i guess i just kept drinking. Joey was singing to me with the guitar.
Cause i was like Joey, my hair is soo ugly
Joey started singing that beautiful song from christina whats her name?...
And George was like passed out on the couch. Yeah. So then... i forget what happened... then next thing i know im sitting on the couch next to joey and nessy. and i keep on kissing them. (sorry).
Thats all. SO here's Nessy to let you know what happened after-
Okay everybody. This is vanessa updating for jessie-wessie cause she was drunk the whole time at the party. Right, so. For the most part..she was making out the WHOLE TIME with mark.
*vomits*
Yes, we could hear the slurps and...saliva moving around. We even saw her give mark a hickey ..and mark SUCK ON HER BOOB AND GIVE HER A HICKEY. it was quite the disturbing site. DISTURBING I TELL YOU. Hmmm, lindsey wanted action sooo
her: now i want to make out with someone! *turns around* kevin will you make out with me?
*they make out*
I saw them and im like......WUT..THE FUCK!?!??!
and i guess lindsey started laughing and then kevin did.
Umm....There was mucho Vodka, Bicardi, Wine, Champaigne, Southern comfort...fuck, just about anything you can think about..it was there. Sarah's brother lives in the basement and on the side he has these shelves that take up like the whole wall. theres like 3 shelves that go far back. thsoe three shelves are FILLED WITH EVERY KIND OF LIQUOR ALCOHOL AND ANYTHING THAT GETS YOU TIPSY-IMAGINABLE. its pretty beautiful.
So then jessie kept kissing me and sarah and joey and mark. lol
her: WHERES YOUR FACE! *grabs face* *kisses*
haha..and..
Sarah: Okkayyy people what kind of crust do you guys want for the pizza? thin or thick?
me: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie passed out for like...the whole time..And when all the guys had left and shaun's older sister, colleen(sarah's brother's gf) and their friend matt were there
matt was like: Is that girl dead?
and when jessie woke up..
matt: dude, you fucking walked over here by the bar, fell, hit your head fucking hard on the arm rest and i wanted to laugh so fucking bad..but im like are you ok?
All in all. it was a very good night. drugs, drinking, and..d..d...damn fun. lol i dont know.
i hear theres another party this weekend again. :D !
oh and jess, lol, heres your suprise ending:
you never went into the laundry room with mark. THat was a total lie. we all said that so you would feel like a complete idiot and think that you sucked his dick. :D love you!
Me and The Linds Meister get to sarahs before everyone else.
We helped clean... i raped her dog... blah blah...
So then we're sitting in Sarahs room and her cell rings
Sarah: JESS ANSWER IT!
Me: *moans* Sarah.. its over there!
Sarah: ANSWER IT!
Me: *goes to get it* Yello?
Kevin: Hey! Where again does sarah live?
Me: Where are you!? She lives on Everet
Kevin: Well obviously! That's where i am!
Me: Right well... *looks out window* YOU'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE!
Kevin: Mhhm.. *hangs up*
So kevin and Mike Malloy come and theyre smoking in her room. Then everyone else shows up. So we're all smoking having a grand ol' time. Nico brought this Steamroller. And it got like EVERYONE stoned. So im like
Me: Sarah... i AM your BESTEST friend...
Sarah: Jess, you wanna drink. I know you do.
Me: Pleeeease!
Sarah: Monica says she brought some
Me: Monnnica... my best friend
Monica: *pulls out a can of beer*
Me: WHAT!?! ONE can of BEER! *walks away*
Okay first off, one can? it explains itself. Secondly I fuckin hate beer! So sarah lets me go downstairs. Now Sarah is LOADED with alcohol, and she went upstairs to smoke with some people and me, kevin, linds, george, joey and monica stayed downstairs. And sarah left ME in charge of the bar. Mwahaha. So, im pouring everyones drinks. And i guess i just kept drinking. Joey was singing to me with the guitar.
Cause i was like Joey, my hair is soo ugly
Joey started singing that beautiful song from christina whats her name?...
And George was like passed out on the couch. Yeah. So then... i forget what happened... then next thing i know im sitting on the couch next to joey and nessy. and i keep on kissing them. (sorry).
Thats all. SO here's Nessy to let you know what happened after-
Okay everybody. This is vanessa updating for jessie-wessie cause she was drunk the whole time at the party. Right, so. For the most part..she was making out the WHOLE TIME with mark.
*vomits*
Yes, we could hear the slurps and...saliva moving around. We even saw her give mark a hickey ..and mark SUCK ON HER BOOB AND GIVE HER A HICKEY. it was quite the disturbing site. DISTURBING I TELL YOU. Hmmm, lindsey wanted action sooo
her: now i want to make out with someone! *turns around* kevin will you make out with me?
*they make out*
I saw them and im like......WUT..THE FUCK!?!??!
and i guess lindsey started laughing and then kevin did.
Umm....There was mucho Vodka, Bicardi, Wine, Champaigne, Southern comfort...fuck, just about anything you can think about..it was there. Sarah's brother lives in the basement and on the side he has these shelves that take up like the whole wall. theres like 3 shelves that go far back. thsoe three shelves are FILLED WITH EVERY KIND OF LIQUOR ALCOHOL AND ANYTHING THAT GETS YOU TIPSY-IMAGINABLE. its pretty beautiful.
So then jessie kept kissing me and sarah and joey and mark. lol
her: WHERES YOUR FACE! *grabs face* *kisses*
haha..and..
Sarah: Okkayyy people what kind of crust do you guys want for the pizza? thin or thick?
me: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie passed out for like...the whole time..And when all the guys had left and shaun's older sister, colleen(sarah's brother's gf) and their friend matt were there
matt was like: Is that girl dead?
and when jessie woke up..
matt: dude, you fucking walked over here by the bar, fell, hit your head fucking hard on the arm rest and i wanted to laugh so fucking bad..but im like are you ok?
All in all. it was a very good night. drugs, drinking, and..d..d...damn fun. lol i dont know.
i hear theres another party this weekend again. :D !
oh and jess, lol, heres your suprise ending:
you never went into the laundry room with mark. THat was a total lie. we all said that so you would feel like a complete idiot and think that you sucked his dick. :D love you!