Hot Damn!
Oh, for the love of Pete, I really want to make out with somebody hot.
I'm sorry, this is more to myself than anyone else, but hot DAMN I want to make out with somebody.
Or touch somebody.
Somebody hot.
Very very hot.
Oh, I've made my fuckable list. Yes, yes, it's all on one hand.
1. Gerard Way
2. Paul Michalewicz
3. Hot Deaf Guy
4. Mark
5. Brandon Urie
6. Joe
I think I need to move Brandon down or something, though, because I'd do HDG before I'd do him. Okay, switching now.
So, yeah, basically, I want a boy to myself.
Preferably one of those boys.
Speaking of one of those boys, Joe has the world's nicest ass. Everyone should know that. He was wearing girl jeans, and MAN, nicest badunkadunk I've ever seen.
If anyone's wondering why TSEK isn't on that list, it's because I don't want to have sex with him. Shocking, I know, but I would not have sex with him. That's just... gross. He'd probably snap in half anyway.
P.S. His girlfriend is a troll.
Seriously, she reminds me of Shrek, who's an ogre, but she's that too. A trogre. Or an oll. Yeah, that's her, Kate the troger. Stupid ho.
TSEK LOOKED AT ME TODAY! That was huge. So did MARK! OMG Mark. Mark looked at me for quite some time, I almost died. Maaaaaaaaaark is soooo hot and sooo single and he looked especially sexy today. I'd really like to pin him to a locker and have my way with him. You know what? He gets on my list now. Above Brandon and Joe. Damn, now I have to count on two hands.
Or one hand and a toe.
So, yeah, my hair is rad, and Ria think's it's rad, which is GREAT because she's emo royalty. Aw, I can't do anything fun with my body. ): Nadia, Solamita, Amanda and Mike were all doing this double jointed tongue rolly stuff during english, and I couldn't do any of it.
Oh well, I've still got my dance move that Emily loves.
But, yeah, in short, I really want to make out with somebody. SO BADLY. Bonnie was like "me too" and I was like "shut up, at least you had someone hot to make out with for two months. Me? I got twenty seconds on my record. With one of my best friends on a dare. You shut up."
I REALLY WANT TO MAKE OUT AND TOUCH! Not with you, though. But... yeah... making out would be so great right about now... or anytime in my life at all...
I'm sorry, this is more to myself than anyone else, but hot DAMN I want to make out with somebody.
Or touch somebody.
Somebody hot.
Very very hot.
Oh, I've made my fuckable list. Yes, yes, it's all on one hand.
1. Gerard Way
2. Paul Michalewicz
3. Hot Deaf Guy
4. Mark
5. Brandon Urie
6. Joe
I think I need to move Brandon down or something, though, because I'd do HDG before I'd do him. Okay, switching now.
So, yeah, basically, I want a boy to myself.
Preferably one of those boys.
Speaking of one of those boys, Joe has the world's nicest ass. Everyone should know that. He was wearing girl jeans, and MAN, nicest badunkadunk I've ever seen.
If anyone's wondering why TSEK isn't on that list, it's because I don't want to have sex with him. Shocking, I know, but I would not have sex with him. That's just... gross. He'd probably snap in half anyway.
P.S. His girlfriend is a troll.
Seriously, she reminds me of Shrek, who's an ogre, but she's that too. A trogre. Or an oll. Yeah, that's her, Kate the troger. Stupid ho.
TSEK LOOKED AT ME TODAY! That was huge. So did MARK! OMG Mark. Mark looked at me for quite some time, I almost died. Maaaaaaaaaark is soooo hot and sooo single and he looked especially sexy today. I'd really like to pin him to a locker and have my way with him. You know what? He gets on my list now. Above Brandon and Joe. Damn, now I have to count on two hands.
Or one hand and a toe.
So, yeah, my hair is rad, and Ria think's it's rad, which is GREAT because she's emo royalty. Aw, I can't do anything fun with my body. ): Nadia, Solamita, Amanda and Mike were all doing this double jointed tongue rolly stuff during english, and I couldn't do any of it.
Oh well, I've still got my dance move that Emily loves.
But, yeah, in short, I really want to make out with somebody. SO BADLY. Bonnie was like "me too" and I was like "shut up, at least you had someone hot to make out with for two months. Me? I got twenty seconds on my record. With one of my best friends on a dare. You shut up."
I REALLY WANT TO MAKE OUT AND TOUCH! Not with you, though. But... yeah... making out would be so great right about now... or anytime in my life at all...