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What would you do if...
1. I made a move on you:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
10. i asked you out?
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. ( Read more... )
1. I made a move on you: punch you in the face
2. I kissed you: Bite your lip off
3. I lived next door to you: move away
4. I started smoking: put gasolene in your cigarettes
5. I asked you on a date: laugh and sleep with your boyfriend
6. I was hospitalized: send you cookies laced with arsenic
7. I ran away from home: not notice
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? I was there. I'm the one who broke your jaw.
10. i asked you out? again? shank you.
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality: It sucks.
10. Eyes: I don't remember them
11. Hair: it's short and dog-shit colored.
12. Body: yer skinny
::WOULD YOU::
13. Be my friend? never
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? only for blackmail
15. Hold my hand? fuck that shit
16. Go on a date with me? never
17. Keep in touch? I don't have to, you do it for me
18. Try and solve my problems? why would I waste my time on that?
19. Love me? if, by "love" we mean "stab you in the throat," then yes.
20. Date me? I'd rather have leprosy
::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better? No, I always tell you the horrible truth
22. Wanted to kiss me? Yes, that one time I had poisonous lipstick on.
23. Wanted to kill me? EVERY DAY!
24. Broke my heart? I hope so
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Wanted to do me? With my knife.
::AND MORE::
27. Who are you? AIDS
28. Are we friends? we are the closest of friends
29. When and how did we meet? you wouldn't remember, you're too much of a WHORE
30. Describe me in one word: fucktard
31. What was your first impression? hey, that's Erin's little sister. Little sisters suck.
32. Do you still think that way about me now? no, I hate you more
33. What reminds you of me? rotting corpses
34. If you could give me anything what would it be? anthrax
35. How well do you know me? better than you know yourself
36. When's the last time you saw me? I don't know, I don't keep track
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? No
38. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you? Of course not, I don't care about your opinion
::WOULD YOU::
39. Kiss me? see previous answers
40. Makeout with me? Only if my tongue had developed RAZOR EDGES
41. Lap dance? with a spiked strap-on
42. Sex? if, by "sex" you mean "your imminent death," then yes.
43. Kiss my neck? only on the full moon.
44. Make me smile when im sad? Why would I do something retarded like that?
45. Care for me no matter what? Who said I care about you?
46. Always speak the truth? Only if it hurts you
47. Dance with me in the rain? will you get pneumonia? yes? then OKAY!
48. Love me for me? No. Change now.
49. Bake cookies with me!? no, but I would bake Megs with you.
50. Go for late night walks? only in the woods, where no one will hear you scream.
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