Religious Wars
Its so funny to hear my mom arguing with my sister about how she goes to Harvest church now. My mom is a catholic and because of that, we were all brought up catholic. Now with my sister basically converted to christian, my mom is tripping. I'm the little devil bringing stuff up, just making things worse, basically because I dont care who does what or what gets believed. Im one of those agnostics, you see. Show me God, and I'll say, alright he exists. Don't show me God, I wont say he doesnt exist but he probably doesnt.
Anyways, my sister brings up how shes basically an angel now, literally. Like sent from god and shit. So i instigate things further by throwing things out like "oh now youre a PROPHET!" and shit like that. She goes on and on about how god works in mysterious ways and how she read an email about good people and how god sends them on missions and that she feels god sent her on one today. I say, shes a crazy bitch and needs to stop living at home with her parents. Shes 26 for GOD's sake.
Have I ever mentioned what great disdain I have for my sister. Yeah shes cool sometimes, but not enough for me to like her. I mean, I love her, of course, she is my sister. If she wasn't, I wouldn't even consider her a friend. I call her a whale. She thinks she is just so much more superior when shes just really retarded. She is the exact kind of person I have come to not be able to tolerate.
I know, I know, I'm all over the place. That's just the way my mind works. At least I didn't get too off topic.
Anyways, my sister brings up how shes basically an angel now, literally. Like sent from god and shit. So i instigate things further by throwing things out like "oh now youre a PROPHET!" and shit like that. She goes on and on about how god works in mysterious ways and how she read an email about good people and how god sends them on missions and that she feels god sent her on one today. I say, shes a crazy bitch and needs to stop living at home with her parents. Shes 26 for GOD's sake.
Have I ever mentioned what great disdain I have for my sister. Yeah shes cool sometimes, but not enough for me to like her. I mean, I love her, of course, she is my sister. If she wasn't, I wouldn't even consider her a friend. I call her a whale. She thinks she is just so much more superior when shes just really retarded. She is the exact kind of person I have come to not be able to tolerate.
I know, I know, I'm all over the place. That's just the way my mind works. At least I didn't get too off topic.