- Please don't reuse the images.
- Death spoilers, obviously.
- In no particular order.
- These are not always my favourite characters but these are tv deaths that really affected me.
It was terrible. I moped over you for months, sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song "I Touch Myself"...of course, I had no idea what it was about.
So I told him that I loved him... and I kissed him... and I killed him
Dawn listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will *always* love you. This is the work I have to do. Tell Giles... Tell Giles I figured it out. And... I'm okay. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now -- you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
Fred: I am not-I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that! But I wonder... how very scared I am.
Illyria: This is important to you. Things have names. The shell... Winifred Burkle... She can't return to you.
Wesley: I know.
Illyria: Yet there are fragments. When her brain collapsed, electrical spasms channeled into my function system... memories. Please...Wesley, why can't I stay?
Wesley: No. Leave.
Illyria: But you will. If I abide, you will help me.
Wesley: Yes.
Illyria: Because I look like her?
Wesley: Yes.
Illyria: We cling to what is gone. Is there anything in this life but grief?
Wesley: There's love. There's hope...for some. There's hope that you'll find something worthy... that your life will lead you to some joy... that after everything... you can still be surprised.
Illyria: Is that enough? Is that enough to live on?
Kate: You know, Gibbs, sometimes you can be a real...
Gibbs: Bastard?
Kate: Yeah.
[about Tony's ex-girlfriend]
Kate: So what happened?
DiNozzo: She broke into my apartment and filled my closet with dog crap.
Kate: Ha! Really? I knew there was a reason I liked her.
DiNozzo: I still have her number. Maybe you two can get together and boil rabbits or something.
Kate: Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you.
Bailey: [to Izzie] What do we know about Mr Duquette?
Denny: Capricorn, single, loves to travel and cook.
Meredith: You think I want to be here? I swam. I fought. Hard. The water was cold.
Denny: Alright, but that thing in the tub. What was that?
Meredith: It wasn't anything! It was... You see me in the tub?
Denny: I do *not* see women in the bathtub. I *wish* I saw wo - We know things.
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Cris-pay!
Alice: ... Nuh uh.
I don't understand. I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she can't just get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid, and, and Xander crying and not talking, and I was having fruit punch and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever. And she'll never have eggs, or yawn, or brush her hair, not ever and no one will explain to me why.
Dawn: [excited] Oh my God. You will never believe what happened at school today.
Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing?
Dawn: [pauses, deflating] I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
Anya: Oh my God, did it sing?
Spike: I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world.
Buffy: Okay. You do remember that you're a vampire, right?
Spike: We like to talk big. Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?
Spike: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?
"I think what my daughter's trying to say is: 'Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!"
"I brought you a snack. I thought it was about time for me to come out and watch. You know, the slaying"
Wesley: Why don't you tell me everything about last night's patrol.
Buffy: Vampires.
Wesley: Yes?
Buffy: Killed 'em.
Wesley: [pretending to be Angel] Blood. I don't usually... drink in front of humans.
Magnus Bryce: Don't insult me. Go on. It's fresh.
Wesley: [drinks the glass of blood] Dear God! That's... nummy.
"You said recon. You're, like, cool monster-fighter"
Spike: I had a muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
Tara: A muscle cramp... in your pants?
Spike: What? It's a thing.
Anya: Well, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like, whoa, I'm eleven hundred years old. I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Tara: Well, I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's depressing.
John Winchester: [voicemail] This is John Winchester. I can't be reached. If this is an emergency, call my son, Dean. 785-555-0179. He can help.
Shannon: What’s a four letter word for I don’t care?
Shannon: [when the U.S. Marshal was crying out in pain] I wish he would just *die* already.
Boone: Real humane, Shan.
Cordelia: You can't live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. Forget it. Tomorrow is another day. Did I mention letting it go?
Doyle: Twice.
Cordelia: You'll get through this, Doyle. Nice guys don't always finish last.
Doyle: You think I'm a nice guy?
Cordelia: I think it, I say it. That's my way.
Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.