alestar tagged me to do a meme. Four times actually, but possibly SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE.
So, okay, I am doing my first meme ever.
:::goes and looks at alestar's journal again to figure out what the meme is:::
Okay! 10 little known things about me:
1) Poilass is not my real name.
2) I have five toes on each foot.
3) My hair gets a tiny bit longer, every single day.
4) On days that end in 'day', I eat more than I strictly need to to survive.
5) My middle name isn't on my degree certificate.
6) In high school I once came 17th in a local marathon and went on to the regionals, where I came 117th.
7) I can plaster walls. Also: ceilings.
8) I am mysteriously attractive to men on bicycles. They just ride up and ask me out. No, really -- at least half a dozen times in my life, a guy on a bicycle has just cycled on up, and put the moves on the Poi.
I don't know what it is, my friends, but I am man-on-a-bicycle catnip.
It's best for everyone that I just stay away from the Tour de France.
9) It turns out, I kind of hate memes.
10) My first fandom was not the X-Men, as some of you may think, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I never wrote or looked for fic on them (thank god; I bet there's turtlecest out there), but I used to run home from school every day to watch the cartoon, losing myself in childish daydreams about Raphael and the ninja adventures we would have together. (Now that I am a grown up, of-course, I prefer Leonardo.)