Health radish

Feb 18, 2005 21:53

Oh God. I just looked at my inbox for the first time in days and it is full - FULL! - of emails from amazon and various marketplace sellers saying:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER. YOUR MONEY IS FABULOUS, WE'RE SO GLAD THAT WE HAVE IT AND YOU DON'T. WHO NEEDS FOOD ANYWAY?

I was so good! I went a little crazy in December, so I very dutifully did not buy anything all January. An entire month! No new books! No manga! No anime! No comics! No cartoons! I know!

But I have now made up for this by blithely making so many orders that I can not actually bear even to count them up. And yet -- there are still so many things I want... :::looks mournfully at incomplete, 80 item, wishlist:::

I want I want I waaant.

So. I will not be buying anything in March, even though not buying things for a month seems to make me think that I should then buy the contents of an entire bookstore to make up for it.

(and, well, when I say I will not be buying anything in March, obviously I mean: apart from the things that I totally need, (like Prince of Tennis #6 and Ex Machina and is Ult FF #3 coming out anytime soon? and did you know Press Gang S1&2 was out on dvd? I didn't know that! But it is! and it's really cheap too), but that doesn't count.)

I used to be very frugal, you know. I was known for it.

They called me Frugal Poi.

But, Profligate Poi is more alliterative.

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Also, I got a piece of spam today with the subject line: Health radish. In general, I wish crippling venereal diseases on spammers, but: health radish.

Dude. You're okay. You can just have really bad acne or something.
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