Poi's subconscious vs. clever word play

[poilass]

Had a dream in which Elijah Wood was badgered by his family into going on a 'Faking It' type show, where he had to learn how to be a stripper, or possibly a porn star. He prematurely ejaculated, and was very embarrassed.

"Now everybody's going to call me Hasty Mike," he said grimly.

Comments

[alestar]

you are my favourite.

[poilass]

Hee hee!

:::Does happy dance of being alestar's favourite:::

-- wait. favourite what?

(Also, you're american. shouldn't you be spelling favourite wrong?)

[alestar]

you're my favorite mogwai! (dance, monkey, dance!)

and, as you can see, I've recovered my senses. I thought I'd be, y'know, Roman in Rome, but whatever. Favorite! savor! savior!!