The Niji Legacy--Spare Update #1
Hi, pohtaytohs here! This is a little different than my normal updates, as it's focused on the generation 2 spares and their spouses! =D As a result, I didn't put quite as much work into this as the mainline Niji posts. For one thing, there are less pictures (although it won't be as apparent this update because there are only about 20 less) and my commentary will probably end up being less focused than usual. (Not that it's ever really that focused anyway, but still.) That being said, I hope you like it, and I regret nothing about Orenji being heir! (Seriously, once you read the update you'll know why I'm happy that none of the girls were picked.)
I know that a couple of regular updates ago all the spares were living in one house (which you can sort of see in the top left corner) for their weddings. But then I got to thinking, "Wait a minute, what if Fanta and Genesis really do both have quads?" That's when I decided to move these two into a house of their own, just in case. No tours, because it's a pretty shitty house, even though I motherloded their asses.
Fanta: Wow, I can see my old house from right across the street! =D That'll sure bring back memories...
Genesis: I bet it will. =]
Fanta: ...Wanna do it?
Genesis: ...You wanna have sex with me while in plain view of your old house where your parents live? =/ I'm not sure I'm down with that...
Fanta: Aww, c'mon, baby!
Genesis: ...Oh, alright.
Has anyone else ever noticed that hammock woohoo kind of looks like a cocoon?
Genesis: Grilled cheese again? That's, um, very thoughtful of you, sweetie...
Fanta: What? You got a PROBLEM with my grilled cheese?
Genesis: No, no, it's just---
Fanta: You wanna take this up in divorce court?
Genesis: *sigh* Never mind.
Wow, I never would've pegged Fanta to be a douche. I guess the pregnancy hormones are taking their toll on her. At least that'll all be over soon!
...Didn't Fanta get pregnant before Genesis?
Genesis: AGH, WHY OH WHY DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH SUCH A PAINFUL BIRTH RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYING A BEAUTIFUL SONATA?! I AM SUCH A TORTURED S---
Don't even say it. And where's your wife, anyway?
Fanta: *snore* Maybe I should get an alarm clock... *snore*
Yeah, probably.
Genesis: Where the HELL is Fanta?! She better come down here NOW!!!
Fanta: Alright, alright, I'm comin'... Damn, what's her problem?
Meet Jennifer Niji, everybody!
Genesis: Welcome to the world, Jenny! I'm Mommy #1. Your other mommy is gonna be in a shitload of trouble when she finally gets down here. =|
Jennifer: Goo goo...? Shitwoad...?
Aww, c'mon, Genesis! She was just born two seconds ago. Let her at least have some innocence...
I'm kind of pissed that my game keeps giving me light-skinned babies. >=[ Isn't S3 supposed to be dominant?
But anyway, she's still adorable! She's the first Niji ever to get eyes from my default set!
Wow, Fanta, you sure took your time getting to those stairs. You are truly a loving wife. -_-
Fanta: No, now I'm a loving wife and MOTHER! =D
Oh, lord.
Fanta: Ooooh, gurrrrl, you're so HOT now that you're not hideously fat anymore! Although I'm gonna miss those nice, gargantuan breasts...
Genesis: So, Jennifer, you see Mommy #2 over there? Well, now you're gonna get to learn about a little thing called "murder".
Genesis, what did I tell you?!
Jennifer: Yeah, seriously, can we just skip to the breastfeeding now, please? *pats tit*
Fanta: OHHHHHHH MY GOD, I JUST REALIZED! BABIES SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY MESSES! I'M NOT READY TO BE A MOTHER YET!!!! D8
Look, it's not a big deal. You guys have a fucking maid. In fact, he's at your house right now. Just get him to do it.
Genesis: Ugh, I'm not ready to be a mom either!
Well, clearly not. You can't even hold your damn baby right.
Jennifer: *sigh*
Fanta: So, um, speaking of not being ready to be a mom? ...I think I'm about to be a mom again.
Greeeeeeeeeeeat.
Genesis: See me over here, Fanta? Watching you give birth and offering moral support and everything? Yeah, that's because I'm a caring wife! Maybe you should take some notes, so you can remember!
Fanta: BE QUIET, WOMAN, I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON PUSHING A GODDAMN BABY OUT OF MY---
Fanta: Oh, and would you look at that! There it is! =D Well, that wasn't so bad!
Yeah, I wasn't lying when I said that their maid was there.
Henry the manmaid: Hello there, little one. Because of you, I have to clean up all these extra...fluids on the ground over here. I hope you're happy. Little one, you have made a powerful enemy.
Little One: Pffft, you don't scare me.
Anyway, for some reason I forgot to take a closer picture. >=| Well, it's another girl, her name is Bea, she has the same hair and eye color as her older sister, and as you can tell, she finally got the skin I wanted! =D Still, though, I'm a little disappointed that they didn't both have quads.
Anyway, enough of these guys! Time to go to Sunset and Apricot's new house!
...Yeah, I actually put work into it. It's crazy, I know. But I'm not giving any tours yet because, well, as you'll see later things will change quite a bit. Anyway, the big house on the left is the main house, with a kitchen and living room and everything. That's where Apricot and Jack stay. The little house on the right is for Sunset and Count Jeff, and it only has a bedroom and a study. The pool, however, is not going to be there for very long, sadly.
...And yes, I did accidentally take out some of the road's floor tiling by mistake. That's what I get for building with moveobjects on.
Count Jeff: Hey, whaddya say we go and break our new bed in, Bella? ;]
Sunset: Great idea, Edward!
Sorry to interrupt your little roleplaying scenario here, but I would just like to point out that it is 6:58 AM and---
Sunset: Hey, get lost! You're ruining the ~romance~!
Fine. Suit yourselves.
~two sim-minutes later~
Count Jeff: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunset: Why can't we just sparkle?!
And here begins the impossibility that it is to keep these two alive without maxmotives.
Jack: Sooooooooo. We have the house all to ourselves. What to do, what to do...? Oh, this is such a dilemma...
Apricot: Look, Jack, I'll meet you up in the bedroom. Just lemme finish this round of mahjong, 'kay?
Can you even play that by yourself? ...No, seriously, I have no idea. I've never played mahjong.
Why oh why does she have to have a career LTW?!
Sunset: Hmmm, it sorta feels like my skin is being boiled off for some reason. Oh well.
Time to get some more spare babies! ;]
...What? I just thought that Superman boxers would totally fit him, that's all. Oh, you're asking why he's peeing sitting down? I have no idea.
Wellllll, would you look at who it is! Hey, there, Megan! =D
Megan the maid: Shit, am I working for these people again?!
Guess what I just realized: every Niji household so far has a different maid! These guys have Megan, Fanta and Genesis have Henry, and the main house has Carl (*cough*the best one*cough*)! ...Yeah, that was a lot more interesting in my head. Just continue with the update.
Oooooh, I never knew Megan had pretty earrings! =D ...Again, only interesting to me. Continue with the update.
Count Jeff: Oh my god, free male enhancement products?! That's too good to be true! =D
Telemarketer: Yes, if you just subscribe to our magazine then you can have them free of charge---
JEFF, GET OFF THE PHONE.
Count Jeff: Aww, fine. *grumble*
It's the middle of the day! What were you thinking?!
Count Jeff: I just wanted to be more pleasing...
Okay, so this right here? Yeah, totally my fault. I thought I could just get Sunset's needs into a not-dying range with this thingie. Turns out that's not allowed during the daytime. Whoops, sorry, Sunset!
Sunset: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
Hey, I know what could make you feel better! Why don't you break in that bed now and make some babies?
Sunset: Hey, you're right!
Afterwards...
Count Jeff: Gee WHIZ do you ever smell like piss! What happened?! I can't believe you're so gross...
Sunset: Okay, I'm ready for a divorce now. =3
Noooooo! It's all my fault! He's just stupid is all!
Have I ever mentioned that these two are best friends? They roll wants for each other all the time. It's so cute! <3
Orenji: So how're things going here in the new house?
Sunset: Oh, things are just---*whisper* Pleeeeeease let me move in with you guys!
Orenji: Oh, I don't know if---
What are you two talking about?!
Orenji: Oh, uh, nothing...HANG LOOSE!
As you can tell, I played these guys right after Chris and Orenji's honeymoon.
Sunset: All hail the porcelain god!
Yay for vampire super-sperm! =D
Orenji: *walks in* Heyyyyy, Sunset, what's up---
Sunset: BLAAAAAAAARGH
Orenji: *walks out* Alllllllllllrighty then! Time to talk to somebody else!
Poor thing. =[ She had REALLY bad morning sickness...
You know, this is kind of like one of those TV show spinoffs where the main character drops in, like, every episode just to remind you what TV show's better. Although I guess it can't be helped that Orenji and Sunset are coworkers, but still.
Lucky Apricot didn't even puke once!
Apricot: Oh good lord....THE MOOD SWINGS! GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH---
Hmmm, this somehow seems worse.
Awwww, look at who's made up!
Sunset: Hey, Jeffie, we're gonna have a BABY! =D I wonder if it'll come out a vampire...
Count Jeff: Shit, I knocked her up? Well, time to skip town...
Never mind. -_-
Apricot: NOOOO! *sob* Why does everything hate me?!
For god's sake, it's just a pancake.
Apricot: Sure, right now it's just the pancake, but next it'll be my baby or something!
What, you planning on burning your kid? I don't have the Baby Barbeque, so I think you're good.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sunset, you're so adorable! I'm glad I caught this!
Apricot, on the other hand, is still....yeah.
Apricot: I feel like my brain's about to fucking EXPLODE!
OH MY GOD THIS IS LIKE TEN TIMES CUTER WHY CAN'T I HAVE BOTH OF YOU LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE GYAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Hmmm, that's an awful lot of dust there. Should I be worried?
Apricot: Look, I'm lonely and sad and I just need a friend more than anything. Here's fifty bucks. Be my friend for a day?
Megan the maid: Well, that's kind of weird...but okay!
Apricot: Good! So now that you're my friend you'll be here for me while I have my baby, right?
Megan the maid: O_O ...Considering I've already used the money to pay off my loan shark, sure.
Meet Carter!
Megan the maid: Oh, dammit! I JUST cleaned that carpet!
Go whine about it with Henry.
...You're walking down the stairs. WHY are you walking down the stairs?! Oh please don't let it be what I think it is---
SHIT.
Meet Peter!
Count Jeff: Well, I'm kind of burning to death, so I think I'm gonna just put this thing on the floor and go back to my coffin now.
And finally, meet Lucy! Oh dear god....TRIPLETS?! Why couldn't this happen in the main house where people were actually halfway competent?!
That little episode nearly killed both Jeff and Sunset, so I decided that this was the only way to keep those idiots inside their coffins during the day.
Fanta: Ooh, babies! Let's go and play with 'em all!
You have two of your very own at YOUR house! Go play with them!
Fanta: I don't wanna! With these babies, if they shit, I don't have to clean it up!
Sunset: UGH! Somebody help meeeee! Orenji, you're gonna have to deliver the baby!
Orenji: Why me?! What about Jeff?!
Count Jeff: Argh, this porn is taking way too long to load. ...Hey, what's all that screaming? Might as well go and check it out...
(Lol at fast food manager Jeff! XD)
Count Jeff: Hey, what's up, baby? =D
Wow, you certainly look like the epitome of douchiness here.
Sunset: YOU JACKASS! YOU DID THIS TO ME! I WANT MY BEAUTIFUL BODY BACK!
Fanta: And this is why I'm not into dudes. =3
That would make more sense if I didn't have same-sex pregnancy in my game.
Okay, so I thought it'd be hilarious if they named their kids with a Twilight theme! Good thing my mom's completely obsessed with the thing, so she was able to give me some names to use.
This little guy's Edward Jacob. ...But that's it, right?
Oh, nope. Okay, this is Alice...we're done with the babies, right?
*cough* Uh, this here is Jasper...
Apricot: Please don't beat my birthing record....please don't beat my birthing record...
Orenji: I kind of want to leave now. o_o
And THIS is Renesmee!
Apricot: Crap.
Oh boy. There are seven babies in the house. Let me repeat that: There are SEVEN babies in the house!
And THAT'S why the pool had to go! I've dubbed this little building the Baby Barn!
Because seriously, that's all that's in there.
-_-
Shit, no Competent Nanny? Oh well, I suppose she'll have to do.
Well, would you look at who it is!!!!!! =D Hey there, Brittany!
Brittany: Why do you sound so surprised?
For one thing, I kind of never expected to see you outside of your bus. Or carpool. Or vacation taxi. What gives?
Brittany: What, you thought I live in a car?
...Kind of. Anyway, come on in! Help yourself to the Nijis' entertainment facilitites and perhaps take care of some of the babies if you feel like it maybe oh please god please help with the little monsters!
Brittany: Okay! =3
Brittany: Say, uh...where's Orenji?
Oh, Orenji doesn't live here. His sisters do, though. And so do their seven kids so maybe you can just take some of them home with you...
Brittany: He DOESN'T?! Well, screw this then! Damn!
Noooo, don't leave without some of the babies! T^T
Everyone, this lady is a fucking LIFESAVER! She actually paid attention to that mass of babies!!! Meet Competent Nanny #2!
Renesmee: OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU EVER BRING ME INTO THIS HORRIBLE WORLD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Apricot: Hey, it's not my fault! I'm just your aunt! Why does everyone hate me? T^T
Her stress definitely did not end after pregnancy. -_-
So to relieve that stress, guess who got to have some sexy slow dancin' with the maid!
Apricot: Maybe if I close my eyes all these babies will just go away...
Megan the maid: You can do anything you want, babe. ;]
Fanta: Sooooo my sister's kind of cheating on her husband. Okay then. That's cool, I guess.
Hey, in her defense, it didn't even register as an affair in her memories. All that came out of this is that they now have secret crushes on each other.
Oh yeah, and some back-rubbing, too.
Thank god, now they're just one step away from being out of diapers!!!
Here's toddler Peter, who...looks kind of awkward, honestly. =|
Toddler Lucy!
Annnnd the last to grow up of Jack and Apricot's kids, Carter! With his ten nice points, he definitely got on my nerves the least.
After all, he didn't even complain when he couldn't get a crib...on multiple occasions.
Count Jeff: My. Life. Sucks. *rage*
Like whining will make it any better. Be more like Carter.
Now for the other set of multiples to grow up! This is Renesmee!
Awww, what happened?
Apricot: *sniffle* Let's just say that life is shit.
Hey, don't follow Jeff's bad example. >=[
Apricot: But he's so cool I can't help it---
I DON'T CARE. EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO STOP WHINING FOR TWO DAMN SECONDS. I GET ENOUGH OF THIS FROM THE TODDLERS.
Speaking of toddlers, here's toddler Edward Jacob!
This is little cutie pie Jasper...
And finally, here's Alice!
And because I can't stand to play these awful people anymore, let's check in on Fanta and Genesis! =D
Look who's on the phone with Sunset!
Fanta: Wait, you're keeping all of them?! O_O ...NO, I don't think that's a good idea! Genesis and I can barely manage two! How the hell are you going to pull it off with seven?! You're gonna end up like the Gosselins!
Well, at least they have better hair.
Well, hello there, little miss chunk chunk! Is this from all the grilled cheese that Fanta's forcefeeding you?
Genesis: Oh my god, I need to work out.
Sure, whatever you want!
Genesis: *works out for a simhour*
Genesis: Yayyyy, I'm thin again! ...Let's work out some more.
Genesis: *works out for one more simhour*
Genesis: Sweet, I'm buff now!
Wow, somebody has an insanely fast metabolism. o_o
Genesis: Hey, now that I'm attractive again, you should let me strut my stuff downtown!
Sure, why not?
Genesis: Hey, thanks for letting me come downtown and everything.
No problem.
Genesis: Mind if I invite over one of my old professors for a little get-together?
I don't see any problem in that. Go ahead.
Count Jeff's replacement, Count Mitch: Hey, I know you. Aren't you married to Jeff's sister-in-law?
Genesis: Yup! Don't worry, this is just a friendly get-together. Nothing inappropriate. Right, Zachary?
Prof. Zachary: Of course. I wouldn't think of doing anything with a former student, anyway. It'd be too weird.
Count Mitch: Okay then...If you say so... *leaves*
Genesis: Thanks for covering for me!
Prof. Zachary: Don't mention it!
Uh, what?
Genesis: Nothing. This is just a friendly get-together. Nothing else.
Oh, okay.
...
Genesis: Just a get-together.
Right.
Genesis: Juuuuuust a get-together.
Prof. Zachary: Hey, you on the pill?
Genesis: No, why would I be? After all, this is just a get-together. ;]
Oh, lord. -_-
Lauren the bartender: Woo! It's been awhile since I've seen a photobooth screwing! Bravo!
Genesis: ...This is just a friendly get-together.
Genesis: Hmmm, I think it's about time that I have a friendly get-together with my other professor... X]
*sigh*
Kathleen: Oh, hey there, Genesis. Nice weather tonight, isn't it?
Genesis: O_O Uh, yeah, yeah...it is.
Kathleen: Well, I'll see you later, then. I'm just stopping by for a drink. Have a nice night!
Genesis: Yeah, um, you too. O_O Bye.
Well, that was a close one, wasn't it?
Kathleen: Hey, wait a second! What the hell's going on here?!
...Or not.
Whoa, how could she tell Genesis was having an affair just by seeing this chick walk on the lot? Kath must be pretty perceptive.
Crap, Chris is here too. Lovely.
Kathleen: Pssst! Pssst! Chris, get over here! Don't you see what's going on?!
Wow, that is one devoted mama. It's actually kind of sweet.
Chris: Yeah, I see it. But it's none of my business, so why should I care? *totally cool with it*
Kathleen: Young lady, when you married my son it became your business! Hey, are you listening to me?!
Yup, looks like this one was just a friendly get-together as well. Oh, Romance sims.
After this came the search for a candidate for the next friendly get-together. It was quite an arduous search indeed.
Sexy slob?
Nope.
Sexy alien bartender?
Nope.
Plus, she didn't like this guy...
or this guy...
She actually liked this chick, but it didn't go so well so we moved on.
Things didn't blossom between these two, either. *sigh*
Well, when you see raemia's Claus Almassy starting up shit for no apparent reason you know it's time to leave.
Better luck tomorrow, Genesis!
Kathleen: Grrrrrr.....
Oh, hey there, Kath!
Kathleen: Grrrr.....
Jennifer: What's wrong wif Gwandma?
Yeah, seriously!
...Oh.
Kathleen: Oh, so you can eat her grilled cheese but you can't be faithful to her?! I see how it is!
Genesis: *sweat*
Not that the wrath of an angry mother would stop her any. Psh.
...Wait, is that Suzie the waitress?!
Claus: Ooh, free lesbian porn! =D *stays for the show*
No it's not! They're just kissing, Claus! Damn!
Never mind.
Suzie the waitress: That...was...AMAZING!!!
Genesis: Of course it was. Of course it was.
~BABY CHIME~
Uh oh.
At least she's smart enough to cover up her tracks, I guess. ._.
Yeah, I BET your tummy hurts.
Wow, it's their birthdays already?! I guess when you've played a house with seven fucking kids time seems to pass a lot faster afterwards. =p
Crap, I forgot to take a better picture again. >X[ Well, that's Jennifer.
And here's Bea, who apparently thinks she's too cool to age up at a cake like everyone else.
Well, that's it for the update! I'll see you guys next time, probably with the main house. They're so fun; I just can't stop playing those guys! ;]
Bye!~