Waiting for the lightening man to strike..
Van Helsing - Ok so I have a UGC Card, if I had actually paid something like £6 for this, and I find it very hard to say the word, "film", then I think I would've hung myself. What a complete load of absolute wank. The money wasted making this film could have quite easily been spent on the contract killers fees to kill the fuckers that think up, allow and make such soul destroying crap. This film is way up there with *spit*LXG*spit*
I was expecting it to be bad..and I got much much worse.
So I decide to cheer myself up with something that had to be better, Wonderland.
Based on the real Wonderland murders and centered around porn star John Holmes involvement in them. If I wanted cheering up then this was not the film to see, while I actually thought it was pretty fuckin good, some of the film was very difficult to watch especially the murder scene that comes at the end. I actually found myself flinching. Great film, very depressing.
Can't believe the Guardian gave Wonderland one star and Van Helsing two, but what the fuck do they know.
But you been a growin' and baby, it's been showin' From your head down to your toes.
A message on the screen tells me something goes wrong.
When you leave me, sweet kisses I'll miss.
You can burn my house, Steal my car, Drink my liquor from an old fruitjar.
zwei Seelen unter meiner Brust, zwei Geschlechter eine Lust
There is blood on the side walk, fear is all that I see
Rage in the cage and piss upon the stage
Too many cigarettes, I don't want to feel like this anymore
burning men screaming prayers for rain
Either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha fuck off tha commode
You'd bash your head against the wall anyway and then you'd turn around to see if I care
What do I see, is she walking back to me? Yeah, she's walking back to me
Burning bridges, forge ahead, to the hilt
cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready cuz this shit’s about to get heavy
These days he's drinkin for the pleasure of fallin and he's falling for the pleasure of pretending.
I want to live my life, You want to take my soul away...
Deformed and fuck'n lazy, Damn yourself and choke
And though I'm really trying, I think I may start crying
On a desert road that steamed the sky with the windows up and the air on high
I'm waiting for the night to fall, I know that it will save us all
I was expecting it to be bad..and I got much much worse.
So I decide to cheer myself up with something that had to be better, Wonderland.
Based on the real Wonderland murders and centered around porn star John Holmes involvement in them. If I wanted cheering up then this was not the film to see, while I actually thought it was pretty fuckin good, some of the film was very difficult to watch especially the murder scene that comes at the end. I actually found myself flinching. Great film, very depressing.
Can't believe the Guardian gave Wonderland one star and Van Helsing two, but what the fuck do they know.
But you been a growin' and baby, it's been showin' From your head down to your toes.
A message on the screen tells me something goes wrong.
When you leave me, sweet kisses I'll miss.
You can burn my house, Steal my car, Drink my liquor from an old fruitjar.
zwei Seelen unter meiner Brust, zwei Geschlechter eine Lust
There is blood on the side walk, fear is all that I see
Rage in the cage and piss upon the stage
Too many cigarettes, I don't want to feel like this anymore
burning men screaming prayers for rain
Either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha fuck off tha commode
You'd bash your head against the wall anyway and then you'd turn around to see if I care
What do I see, is she walking back to me? Yeah, she's walking back to me
Burning bridges, forge ahead, to the hilt
cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready cuz this shit’s about to get heavy
These days he's drinkin for the pleasure of fallin and he's falling for the pleasure of pretending.
I want to live my life, You want to take my soul away...
Deformed and fuck'n lazy, Damn yourself and choke
And though I'm really trying, I think I may start crying
On a desert road that steamed the sky with the windows up and the air on high
I'm waiting for the night to fall, I know that it will save us all