So tired but i will digress
So I got on the bus, and it was one of those bus drivers that takes all the turns too wide, and brakes way past the point of a normal person, so that the bus lurched at every stop, inches before hitting the car in front. But, alas, this is SEPTA. So we are going along - there are only three of us on the bus - and then we get to a red light at 40th and Market. the bus driver takes an empty water bottle and heads out of the bus. I assume he is going to throw it away. Then the light turns green. I look around, and don't see him. The light turns red again, and I wander if he drank too much water, and had to fill the bottle back up in a dark alley. Then the light turns green again, and i begin to wonder if he had to get high very quickly. Then the light turns red again. then the light turns green again, and i stop wondering where he went, and only begin to wonder if he ever coming back. Then the light turns red again, and I see him running back from the Fried Chicken hut on the opposite corner, with a bag filled with fried chicken and a pepsi. Then he begins to drive the bus again . . . that's right, while eating the fried chicken. He's only steering with his palms, because his fingers are covered in grease. You can imagine what that did for his driving capabilities.
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I can't stop listening to Wilco. It's crack, and once you get the proper high, you are forced to try and get that high again and again. I'm not sure what it means, except I think it's like The Ring. I have to pass on the disease to someone else in order to be free of it. Please, if you love me, go listen to Wilco. Tell them I sent you.
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I got home and my top lock was locked, which i suppose wouldn't be that weird, except i didn't use it to lock my door that morning. But then I thought about my tiny seizures and figured, oh well. So I get in and feed that cat and do some other things, like check my LJ friends page, and catch up with neil, and then decide it's time to explore the depths of an empty fridge. And there is a note stuck in the fridge! I'm finally getting a new refridgerator. One that will keep ice cream frozen, and milk for longer then a few days! Oh happy day.
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I've officially decided, in case of apocalypse I'm going to find Kirk.
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I can't stop listening to Wilco. It's crack, and once you get the proper high, you are forced to try and get that high again and again. I'm not sure what it means, except I think it's like The Ring. I have to pass on the disease to someone else in order to be free of it. Please, if you love me, go listen to Wilco. Tell them I sent you.
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I got home and my top lock was locked, which i suppose wouldn't be that weird, except i didn't use it to lock my door that morning. But then I thought about my tiny seizures and figured, oh well. So I get in and feed that cat and do some other things, like check my LJ friends page, and catch up with neil, and then decide it's time to explore the depths of an empty fridge. And there is a note stuck in the fridge! I'm finally getting a new refridgerator. One that will keep ice cream frozen, and milk for longer then a few days! Oh happy day.
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I've officially decided, in case of apocalypse I'm going to find Kirk.