Yarr harr to me yo ho...

Sep 19, 2007 14:33

 Ahoy!

It be talk like a pirate day, only the finest made up holiday since "Dirty Whore Day" founded by men everywhere to commemorate that fateful day whereupon Her Ladyship Anna Nicole passed, the good Lord have mercy on her soured soul.

Reminds me of what Truman Capote said about Zsa Zsa Gabore. He said, "If she had as many pricks coming out of her as she did going in she'd look like a damn porcupine."

Anyhow, I must be back to my post. The Quartermaster can't afford to dawdle when there's underlings to be beaten into submission. Until next time, my loves.

QM Anna, out!
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