stolen from mindthegaps
direwolf will love this
A Steelers Fan
A Steelers fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Browns fan he saw strutting down the street in the obnoxious orange, brown and white colors. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back, just missing them.
One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, and he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2
miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Browns fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
muwahahahahaha! i love it! very much so. i dated a browns fan. his church was half steelers half browns. so game day sunday ended up with a divided church in all their colors. mind you, steelers will ALWAYS be better than the browns, old school and the new ones. my mother is such a fan that she cannot stand the ravens. at all.
and must i say the browns-browns game was funny? i was hoping that there was some way that both could lose. alas, that cannot happen. "who lost the game?" "the browns" "which ones" "does it matter? they lost"
lol
i'm a dork.
back to my finals
A Steelers Fan
A Steelers fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Browns fan he saw strutting down the street in the obnoxious orange, brown and white colors. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back, just missing them.
One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, and he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2
miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Browns fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
muwahahahahaha! i love it! very much so. i dated a browns fan. his church was half steelers half browns. so game day sunday ended up with a divided church in all their colors. mind you, steelers will ALWAYS be better than the browns, old school and the new ones. my mother is such a fan that she cannot stand the ravens. at all.
and must i say the browns-browns game was funny? i was hoping that there was some way that both could lose. alas, that cannot happen. "who lost the game?" "the browns" "which ones" "does it matter? they lost"
lol
i'm a dork.
back to my finals