My moderately apparent anus
So I decided that today I wanted to be sexy...which apparently is totaly and completely out of the question for me. I just cant pull it off.
let me describe....
so I wear this really cute silk, fuchsia skirt that goes down a little past my knees. The cool part about it is that it has this little two inch slit in the back that goes up to the backs of my knees. However, aparently silk rips very easily....and as i walked past a cafe window today, i happened to catch a glimpse of my naked ass hanging out for the whole of Chicago to enjoy...or to hate. the slit had turned into a rip that reached half way up my ass.
Yea, so pretty much it was like i was wearing an apron with no pants on....all i had under the skirt was a bright pink see-through lace thong. I seriously have no idea how i didnt notice...i guess i thought the cold air was blowing up my skirt or something...but i walked all the way from my classroom to the elevator, down a crowded elevator for 14 floors, and two blocks to the train station. People have no decency....someone could have told me. honestly people come on.
In order to amend the problem, i turned my skirt so that the slit was on my thigh, and i looked like a big slut the whole train ride back to my dorm....i guess its better than having my anus flying in the breeze.
at least my life isnt embarassing or anything.
p.s
max, baba will be informed on cooper's behalf.
let me describe....
so I wear this really cute silk, fuchsia skirt that goes down a little past my knees. The cool part about it is that it has this little two inch slit in the back that goes up to the backs of my knees. However, aparently silk rips very easily....and as i walked past a cafe window today, i happened to catch a glimpse of my naked ass hanging out for the whole of Chicago to enjoy...or to hate. the slit had turned into a rip that reached half way up my ass.
Yea, so pretty much it was like i was wearing an apron with no pants on....all i had under the skirt was a bright pink see-through lace thong. I seriously have no idea how i didnt notice...i guess i thought the cold air was blowing up my skirt or something...but i walked all the way from my classroom to the elevator, down a crowded elevator for 14 floors, and two blocks to the train station. People have no decency....someone could have told me. honestly people come on.
In order to amend the problem, i turned my skirt so that the slit was on my thigh, and i looked like a big slut the whole train ride back to my dorm....i guess its better than having my anus flying in the breeze.
at least my life isnt embarassing or anything.
p.s
max, baba will be informed on cooper's behalf.