"Family Weekend"
Fuck you Fordham University.
They've created this vicious weekend known as "Family Weekend." It has a lovely premise- families get together for a weekend and make up for the lost time they're son/daughter has spent slaving away at the "university." lovely, picturesque, norman-fucking-rockwellish.
But Fordham, you left a factor out of the equation. It seems you forgot about the poor little students whose families aren't here for Family Weekend. Like poor little Ashley Bray, wallowing away in her dorm room and contemplating hanging herself with her freshly washed sheets.
No, Fordham, it seems you forgot about those people. And as poor little Ashley walked across campus this afternoon-alone- to go to the library and get the spanish movie for class- the one they didn't have mind you- she feels very alone. All poor little Ashley sees is happy families- having fucking perfect little picnics on the grass, laughing away, little siblings frolicking through the grass on Eddie's Parade, people having a grand ol time at the football game right outside her fucking window. And Ashley- she has no one here this weekend.
This is all just tragic isn't it? And all you motherfuckers probably don;t even call your parents every night, or even have a fucking COLOSSUS hanging over your head or your family's right now. No, you're just content to frolic away.
Well, Fordham, you fucked up this for me. Thanks for furthering the depression, and not offering any counseling services to those of us family-less students who have to look at a fucking family every where we turn.
~ Ashley