[voice post]

[poeticshark]

"What a peculiar and intriguing device... it almost seems as if it were made for me..."

"HELLO!"

"Ahahahaha, I could have sworn that peculiar looking fish just spoke to me..."

"That's because I did!"

"..."

"My isolation from my fellow Cybertronians must be getting to me. I'm imagining that the fish are - AUGH, WHAT THE SLAG?!"

"TWIN NEPTUNE!"

"HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME YOU OVER GROWN AAAAUGHBLURBBLEBLUBBLUBBLUB!"

[connection lost]