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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT
HIM AND SAYS HELLO.
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HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM,
SO HE SAYS, " DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE
FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
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NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS
WIFE AND SAYS, " MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY
THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR
PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT IN MY BUTT?"
SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER!"
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT
HIM AND SAYS HELLO.
> >>
HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM,
SO HE SAYS, " DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE
FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
> >>
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS
WIFE AND SAYS, " MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY
THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR
PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT IN MY BUTT?"
SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER!"