Lessons I Have Recently Learned

Jul 24, 2006 20:00

1. When you're playing in the woods, where pants.

2. When you're climbing a very tall tower, where shoes.

3. When you're chillin' by the fire, don't leave your car radio on.

4. When you're driving, try to conserve gas.

5. When you're in the middle of nowhere, have jumper cables.

6. When you're eating something good, protect it from moochers.

7. When you're drinking and smoking, you get a lot dumber.

8. When you're saying goodbye, act like you care.

9. When you're broke, don't spend money.

10.When you're protecting someone, don't hurt yourself.
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