peas, humps, panties, etc.
I'm officially threw with The Blackeyed Peas. It's all smooches1_'s fault. I never even heard that ridiculous My Humps song til she posted about it today. Then today I've heard it about 5 times. #@#$%!!
I hate it and I'm threw with them. As I recall they used to be a decent group. I never want to hear a woman say the line "My lovely lady humps."
And she doesn't even have any ass to speak of.
My mom and I were in a store the other day (she was being nice and buying me some sundries for my trip). I saw this beach bag with a beach mat and some flip flops in it. I showed it to her and she said (with a straight face), "There are no beaches in Jamaica." I nearly fell over laughing in the shopping cart. She then tried to clean it up by saying, "What I meant was, it's going to be cold there this time of year." I told her it wouldn't be though.
Then we were looking in the lingerie department at the panties. I'm all about getting some free panties. She said she wanted some too and I was like, "You should get the cotton ones cuz their better for you." She said, "Hmm, I like these satin ones though because I might meet somebody..." Stop right there! TMI! I don't even wanna hear the rest. She ended up getting the cotton ones cuz there were more in the pack though.
I hate it and I'm threw with them. As I recall they used to be a decent group. I never want to hear a woman say the line "My lovely lady humps."
And she doesn't even have any ass to speak of.
My mom and I were in a store the other day (she was being nice and buying me some sundries for my trip). I saw this beach bag with a beach mat and some flip flops in it. I showed it to her and she said (with a straight face), "There are no beaches in Jamaica." I nearly fell over laughing in the shopping cart. She then tried to clean it up by saying, "What I meant was, it's going to be cold there this time of year." I told her it wouldn't be though.
Then we were looking in the lingerie department at the panties. I'm all about getting some free panties. She said she wanted some too and I was like, "You should get the cotton ones cuz their better for you." She said, "Hmm, I like these satin ones though because I might meet somebody..." Stop right there! TMI! I don't even wanna hear the rest. She ended up getting the cotton ones cuz there were more in the pack though.