Ultra-don'tseeit
"A colleague exited the movie calling it 'kaleidoscopic crap.' I can't do any better than that."
-Chicago Tribune
The rest of his review is awesome. I couldn't explain my horrorific reaction better than he did. Here's the review.
I saw it opening day yet I didn't have the heart to write about it: Ultraviolet was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The sad thing is that I almost saw it coming even before I saw the movie. The commercials, although beautifully embedded with Jem's vocals, reflected too much of Aeonflux's futuristic-wannabe theme. Talk about thoroughly disappointing.
Because Fienberg seemed to cover the basics, I won't go into them. I will add, however, that I started laughing to the point where I was toppling over in my seat, crying. Too bad Milla's butt was the main focus of the movie.
Hurrah?
-Chicago Tribune
The rest of his review is awesome. I couldn't explain my horrorific reaction better than he did. Here's the review.
I saw it opening day yet I didn't have the heart to write about it: Ultraviolet was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The sad thing is that I almost saw it coming even before I saw the movie. The commercials, although beautifully embedded with Jem's vocals, reflected too much of Aeonflux's futuristic-wannabe theme. Talk about thoroughly disappointing.
Because Fienberg seemed to cover the basics, I won't go into them. I will add, however, that I started laughing to the point where I was toppling over in my seat, crying. Too bad Milla's butt was the main focus of the movie.
Hurrah?