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Name: J. Fritz
Birthplace: Lancity
Birthdate: 7183
Current City of Residence: Poo York
Your gender: Alpha-Male
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight.
Single?: Yup.
Your height: 5'8
shoe size = 9 1/2
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Dirt Blonde
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Right-handed
Your living arrangement: Second door on your right.
Piercings?: Hole free since '83
Tattoos?: Ink free since '83
Addictions?: if it's addicting, it's mine.
LAST...
movie you rented = Harold and Kumar
song you listened to = Neil Young, I forget the name
song that was stuck in your head = same as above
cd you bought = Modest Mouse the moon and Antartica...it was a looooong while ago
cd you listened to = Have you noticed that generally most of these answers will be the same, Neil Young.
person you've called = Tommy
person that's called you = Lauren
tv show you've watched = Augua Teen Hunger Force (Number 1 in the hood G)
Last noise you heard?: clicking of a key board...wait waaaiiit for it; my ass farting.
Last smell you sniffed?: My room which surpirsingly smells quite nice.
Do You...
Smoke?: Every second
Do drugs?: besides the naturals, not anymore.
Read the newspaper?: yeah
Go to church?: sometimes
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Not really, I always ask what their name is and when they keep talking with out giving a name they get blocked.
Sleep with stuffed animals?: nope
Take walks in the rain?: Sometimes, only when it's sexy, or forced or unintentional. who am I kidding, i'm like John fuckin Cusack, I'm constantly in the rain.
DO...
you wish you could live somewhere else = In a happy land where people don't ruin perfectly good times by being so fuckin annoying you'd rather kill yourself then continue putting up with it. (Yeah that most certainly is intended for someone.)
you think about suicide = Not anymore.
you believe in online dating = I'd say yeah, but any girl respectable enough to date probably wouldn't be found online.
others find you attractive = I sure as hell hope so, cause I was posing for this one bitch the other day and if she was laughing at me then I'd be quite the embarassed one.
you want more piercings = No
you like cleaning = sometimes, I like when I'm done cleaning more than anything.
you like roller coasters = yeah buddy
you write in cursive or print = Mostly print all caps with a cursive combination.
FOR OR AGAINST...
long distance relationships: Stupidest idea ever.
suicide = Against it.
killing people = Against it
teenage smoking = 18 is a good age, they are old enough to know what they want to do.
driving drunk = Against it.
gay/lesbian relationships: Gay, straight, lesbo what ever you perfer is cool with me, get marriage if you want, adopt or give birth, I'm for it. Gods way was never mapped out saying differently.
NUMBER...
of times I have been in love?=
of times I have had my heart broken? = 1, after the first time it just kind of got trampled on.
of hearts I have broken? = None, any girl is better off, they just found out later rather then sooner.
of girls I have kissed? = I have no idea, alot.
of boys I have kissed? = 1
of boys you've obsessed over who wouldn't date you? I was never really obsessed with a boy, at least not that I choose to remember.
your name has appeared in the newspaper? A bunch, Cross Country and Track was a pretty big deal in Lanclanc I guess.
of scars on my body? I think like 3 or 10 or something
of things in my past that I regret? There's one thing I wish I would have thought more about before I acted...but hell it's a great story these days and I didn't have to face any repercusions. Regret was never my strong suit.
of girls that have seen you naked? Boy howdy...probably about 2 dozan counting none sexual incidences, but not counting porn.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
pretty - As a goddamn ocean view.
funny - I think I am, the rest of the world is crazy though.
hot - I hope so, or I'll have to retrun those "I'm Hot" bumper stickers I ordered.
friendly - To those who deserve it.
ugly - When I break out, and or don't shower for a while.
loveable - When I'm not curseing everything in the world.
caring - I care alot, FaithNoMore Style
sweet - Like candy
dorky - I don't think so.
favorite:
4 letter word: Fuck
Candy: Peanut Butter Cup
Cartoon: Futurama
Chewing gum: Wintefresh, but on the kind that comes in sticks that new kind in the side packet things sucks on my balls.
Color(s): Blue
Color nail polish: Yellow
Day of week: Saturday
Least fav day of week: Sunday and Monday
Flower: Canna, though it's more of a colorful grass
|| Person who last.. ||
Saw you cry: My family at a funeral
Made you cry: God
You went to the movies with: Lauren
Yelled at you: Probably Lauren
Sent you an email:Dr. Delli Carpini
What time is it now?: 4:04 Shit it's been a half hour so far.
|| Friendship/Love ||
Do you believe in love at first sight?: I believe in hate at first sight.
Do you want children one day, if so, how many ?: Yeah, a bunch.
Most important thing to you in a friendship is: Not being a flake out all the fuckin time.
|| You ||
Nickname(s): Jer, Jerm, Miah, Fred, J. Fritz, J, or Jay, and what was that other one, my dad calls me it all the time, what was it, oh right, Faggot.
How old do you look?: If I shave 14, if I don't shave 14 with a beard.
How old do you act?: 21 or younger, never older.
Glasses/Contacts: both, and both suck my balls.
Braces: Probably should have.
embarrassed: Sometimes for like 5 seconds and then i stop because who the hell are you?
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: When I have a sore throat.
Hurt yourself?: On purpose no, through skating, climbing and polevaulting, or working...or everything I do, yeah all the time.
Been out of the country?: yeah three times.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: I used to eat Maynase, manaysse, Mayo Sandwiches, I don't know how to spell worth shit.
Been in love?: Been completely out of my mind, yes.
Done drugs?: Yeah, I don't suggest it either.
Gone skinny dipping?: Yeah
Had a medical emergency?: I suppose, I used to go to the hospital like 3 times a year, I'm glad thats over.
Had surgery?: Wisdom teeth if that counts, that was fun, I dorlling for like three weeks after.
Ran away from home?: Yeah a couple times, I always came back though.
Played strip poker?: I've only played poker with Guys, but if I were in a room full of gir...wait yeah I did, and the bitches refused to take their clothes off saying it wasn't fair. It's a dumb game when playing with dumb girls.
Gotten beaten up?: Yeah, most of my child hood consisted of being beaten up, alot of my highschool years, and some of my college. I haven't been in a while though I probably deserved it a few times.
Beaten someone up?: Yeah.
Been picked on?: Not too bad. My family used to in good love, but in school I was never really picked on besides the rednecks who hated my anti-racist ways.
Slept outdoors?: Yeah i used to spend my summer in the back yard.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yeah
Slept all day?: No, though i wish i would have when i had the time.
Made out with a stranger?: Most of them were, and some of them thank god still are.
Had sex with a stranger?: Once than,, I got to know her, and it turned out that she was incredibly insane.
Thought you're going crazy?: At least once a day.
Kissed the same sex?: Willy
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yeah
Who is your best friend?: I have a few, I'd say, Hank, Mikey K., Tommy, And Lauren when she isn't like she was today.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: If your reading this, join the club.
Who's your longest known friend?: Probably Hank and Mikey K., I lost all the friends I had before that through moving through girls and through drugs...most of them through drugs. But when i met Mikey K. and Hank we sort have stuck together.
Last person you talked to online?: Lauren
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: yeah
Who's your second family?: I like the one I got if it's all the same.
Who's the loudest friend?: Probably Stacy and Mary, they can get pretty loud, though I never even see those girls anymore so I don't knwo if I can even call them friends.
Do you trust others easily?: I used to, Then someone who I trusted the most turned out to be nothing more then a liar, as well as some others. Right I only trust those I knew the longest.
Name one person who's arms you feel safest in: My Dads
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: I wish I could say no.
What do you find romantic?: outdoors, being comfortable and smiling without forceing it.
Turn-on?: Independence, someone with there own style, someone who doesn't care what others think, and someone who is lyal and trusting. oh and ass and titties to retain some masculinity
Turn-off?: Fake make up girls who think they are too good for me, Flake outs, and ugly girls.
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: no different then i feel now, i just wouldn't date the person, case closed.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them: I do now.
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: yeah I'm sick of trying to talk to girls who don't know how to fuckin talk.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: Yeah a couple girls. I'm not all superficial like people think. Just pretty girls agree with dating me faster then ugly girls I don't know.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I'd heard things, but i have no idea to be perfectly honest.
What is best about the opposite sex?: they get naked
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: they put clothes back on
What's the last present someone gave you?: Lauren gave me fasnughts
Do you consider your significant other hot?: Everyone I had I considered hot.
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: maybe, i do what I want.
What are you wearing right now?: my camo shorts and a northface shirt and a..wait I took my holdie off at some point.
What are you worried about right now?: My Dad
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: Pissed, Headache, tired, congested, and comfortable (wel this is as good as it gets in J. Fritz world).
Are you bored?: I am now.
Birthplace: Lancity
Birthdate: 7183
Current City of Residence: Poo York
Your gender: Alpha-Male
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight.
Single?: Yup.
Your height: 5'8
shoe size = 9 1/2
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Dirt Blonde
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Right-handed
Your living arrangement: Second door on your right.
Piercings?: Hole free since '83
Tattoos?: Ink free since '83
Addictions?: if it's addicting, it's mine.
LAST...
movie you rented = Harold and Kumar
song you listened to = Neil Young, I forget the name
song that was stuck in your head = same as above
cd you bought = Modest Mouse the moon and Antartica...it was a looooong while ago
cd you listened to = Have you noticed that generally most of these answers will be the same, Neil Young.
person you've called = Tommy
person that's called you = Lauren
tv show you've watched = Augua Teen Hunger Force (Number 1 in the hood G)
Last noise you heard?: clicking of a key board...wait waaaiiit for it; my ass farting.
Last smell you sniffed?: My room which surpirsingly smells quite nice.
Do You...
Smoke?: Every second
Do drugs?: besides the naturals, not anymore.
Read the newspaper?: yeah
Go to church?: sometimes
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Not really, I always ask what their name is and when they keep talking with out giving a name they get blocked.
Sleep with stuffed animals?: nope
Take walks in the rain?: Sometimes, only when it's sexy, or forced or unintentional. who am I kidding, i'm like John fuckin Cusack, I'm constantly in the rain.
DO...
you wish you could live somewhere else = In a happy land where people don't ruin perfectly good times by being so fuckin annoying you'd rather kill yourself then continue putting up with it. (Yeah that most certainly is intended for someone.)
you think about suicide = Not anymore.
you believe in online dating = I'd say yeah, but any girl respectable enough to date probably wouldn't be found online.
others find you attractive = I sure as hell hope so, cause I was posing for this one bitch the other day and if she was laughing at me then I'd be quite the embarassed one.
you want more piercings = No
you like cleaning = sometimes, I like when I'm done cleaning more than anything.
you like roller coasters = yeah buddy
you write in cursive or print = Mostly print all caps with a cursive combination.
FOR OR AGAINST...
long distance relationships: Stupidest idea ever.
suicide = Against it.
killing people = Against it
teenage smoking = 18 is a good age, they are old enough to know what they want to do.
driving drunk = Against it.
gay/lesbian relationships: Gay, straight, lesbo what ever you perfer is cool with me, get marriage if you want, adopt or give birth, I'm for it. Gods way was never mapped out saying differently.
NUMBER...
of times I have been in love?=
of times I have had my heart broken? = 1, after the first time it just kind of got trampled on.
of hearts I have broken? = None, any girl is better off, they just found out later rather then sooner.
of girls I have kissed? = I have no idea, alot.
of boys I have kissed? = 1
of boys you've obsessed over who wouldn't date you? I was never really obsessed with a boy, at least not that I choose to remember.
your name has appeared in the newspaper? A bunch, Cross Country and Track was a pretty big deal in Lanclanc I guess.
of scars on my body? I think like 3 or 10 or something
of things in my past that I regret? There's one thing I wish I would have thought more about before I acted...but hell it's a great story these days and I didn't have to face any repercusions. Regret was never my strong suit.
of girls that have seen you naked? Boy howdy...probably about 2 dozan counting none sexual incidences, but not counting porn.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
pretty - As a goddamn ocean view.
funny - I think I am, the rest of the world is crazy though.
hot - I hope so, or I'll have to retrun those "I'm Hot" bumper stickers I ordered.
friendly - To those who deserve it.
ugly - When I break out, and or don't shower for a while.
loveable - When I'm not curseing everything in the world.
caring - I care alot, FaithNoMore Style
sweet - Like candy
dorky - I don't think so.
favorite:
4 letter word: Fuck
Candy: Peanut Butter Cup
Cartoon: Futurama
Chewing gum: Wintefresh, but on the kind that comes in sticks that new kind in the side packet things sucks on my balls.
Color(s): Blue
Color nail polish: Yellow
Day of week: Saturday
Least fav day of week: Sunday and Monday
Flower: Canna, though it's more of a colorful grass
|| Person who last.. ||
Saw you cry: My family at a funeral
Made you cry: God
You went to the movies with: Lauren
Yelled at you: Probably Lauren
Sent you an email:Dr. Delli Carpini
What time is it now?: 4:04 Shit it's been a half hour so far.
|| Friendship/Love ||
Do you believe in love at first sight?: I believe in hate at first sight.
Do you want children one day, if so, how many ?: Yeah, a bunch.
Most important thing to you in a friendship is: Not being a flake out all the fuckin time.
|| You ||
Nickname(s): Jer, Jerm, Miah, Fred, J. Fritz, J, or Jay, and what was that other one, my dad calls me it all the time, what was it, oh right, Faggot.
How old do you look?: If I shave 14, if I don't shave 14 with a beard.
How old do you act?: 21 or younger, never older.
Glasses/Contacts: both, and both suck my balls.
Braces: Probably should have.
embarrassed: Sometimes for like 5 seconds and then i stop because who the hell are you?
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: When I have a sore throat.
Hurt yourself?: On purpose no, through skating, climbing and polevaulting, or working...or everything I do, yeah all the time.
Been out of the country?: yeah three times.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: I used to eat Maynase, manaysse, Mayo Sandwiches, I don't know how to spell worth shit.
Been in love?: Been completely out of my mind, yes.
Done drugs?: Yeah, I don't suggest it either.
Gone skinny dipping?: Yeah
Had a medical emergency?: I suppose, I used to go to the hospital like 3 times a year, I'm glad thats over.
Had surgery?: Wisdom teeth if that counts, that was fun, I dorlling for like three weeks after.
Ran away from home?: Yeah a couple times, I always came back though.
Played strip poker?: I've only played poker with Guys, but if I were in a room full of gir...wait yeah I did, and the bitches refused to take their clothes off saying it wasn't fair. It's a dumb game when playing with dumb girls.
Gotten beaten up?: Yeah, most of my child hood consisted of being beaten up, alot of my highschool years, and some of my college. I haven't been in a while though I probably deserved it a few times.
Beaten someone up?: Yeah.
Been picked on?: Not too bad. My family used to in good love, but in school I was never really picked on besides the rednecks who hated my anti-racist ways.
Slept outdoors?: Yeah i used to spend my summer in the back yard.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yeah
Slept all day?: No, though i wish i would have when i had the time.
Made out with a stranger?: Most of them were, and some of them thank god still are.
Had sex with a stranger?: Once than,, I got to know her, and it turned out that she was incredibly insane.
Thought you're going crazy?: At least once a day.
Kissed the same sex?: Willy
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yeah
Who is your best friend?: I have a few, I'd say, Hank, Mikey K., Tommy, And Lauren when she isn't like she was today.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: If your reading this, join the club.
Who's your longest known friend?: Probably Hank and Mikey K., I lost all the friends I had before that through moving through girls and through drugs...most of them through drugs. But when i met Mikey K. and Hank we sort have stuck together.
Last person you talked to online?: Lauren
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: yeah
Who's your second family?: I like the one I got if it's all the same.
Who's the loudest friend?: Probably Stacy and Mary, they can get pretty loud, though I never even see those girls anymore so I don't knwo if I can even call them friends.
Do you trust others easily?: I used to, Then someone who I trusted the most turned out to be nothing more then a liar, as well as some others. Right I only trust those I knew the longest.
Name one person who's arms you feel safest in: My Dads
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: I wish I could say no.
What do you find romantic?: outdoors, being comfortable and smiling without forceing it.
Turn-on?: Independence, someone with there own style, someone who doesn't care what others think, and someone who is lyal and trusting. oh and ass and titties to retain some masculinity
Turn-off?: Fake make up girls who think they are too good for me, Flake outs, and ugly girls.
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: no different then i feel now, i just wouldn't date the person, case closed.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them: I do now.
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: yeah I'm sick of trying to talk to girls who don't know how to fuckin talk.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: Yeah a couple girls. I'm not all superficial like people think. Just pretty girls agree with dating me faster then ugly girls I don't know.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I'd heard things, but i have no idea to be perfectly honest.
What is best about the opposite sex?: they get naked
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: they put clothes back on
What's the last present someone gave you?: Lauren gave me fasnughts
Do you consider your significant other hot?: Everyone I had I considered hot.
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: maybe, i do what I want.
What are you wearing right now?: my camo shorts and a northface shirt and a..wait I took my holdie off at some point.
What are you worried about right now?: My Dad
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: Pissed, Headache, tired, congested, and comfortable (wel this is as good as it gets in J. Fritz world).
Are you bored?: I am now.