For all you closet cases out there - The Gay Away Patch
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THE GAY AWAY PATCH The Miracle New Product That Will Make You Straight Tired of the Gay lifestyle? Never had the courage to come out of the closet? Need to mend rifts in relationships with straight parents, friends or neighbors? Just want be normal? Maybe you believe homosexuality is a sin, but the still get turned on by big manly construction workers, in their big manly outfits. Or, maybe you're a woman who gets turned on by women who look like big manly construction workers? Whatever the case may be, we can help.
If you want to be straight and you can't quit cold turkey then you need the new Gay Away Patch. The Gay Away Patch contains powerful new miracle medicines called Antihomiotics that will drive those Gay urges away and make you start wanting to nail members of the opposite sex. The patch is used just once a week, so its much easier to remember then all the Anti Gay pills on the market. Just place the patch on an inconspicuous spot and you're ready to straighten out your life. The Gay Away Patch had a 96% success rate in clinical studies and has been found to be the best hope to rid yourself of the gay lifestyle. Works great for Lesbians too!
Check out these before and after pictures from an actual Gay Away Patch user:
BEFORE GAY AWAY
AFTER GAY AWAY
Still not convinced? - The following are real testimonials from actual Gay Away users.
Phil from Dallas - I used the patch and in just six short weeks, I stopped being a butt pirate! The only fudge packing I want to do now is with girls, with really small feminine non hairy butts!
Janice from New Jersey - I no longer want women, unfortunately, I am really butch, the only guys I can attract are really, really gay. Right now I am seeing this really cute fag named Cedric, but I can only convince him I'm a man for so long.
Johnny from Kalamazoo - I realized Feng Shui is total B.S. and all my urges to watch The Anna Nicole Smith Show, cut women's hair or interior decorate have disappeared completely. I'm cured!
The Gay Away Patch comes with a money back guarantee - so don't delay - get Gay Away Today! Warning Gay Away has the following potential side effects - Gay away can cause cotton mouth, narrow-mindedness, sleeplessness, diarrhea and general republicanism. Consult a doctor if these or other side effects occur or are bothersome.
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Disclaimer - Everything on these pages is Parody. No endorsements by any company or person parodied is intended or infered. The law regarding parodies is based upon the "fair use" doctrine under the U.S. Copyright Act. Under this doctrine, certain uses of copyrighted works, which would otherwise be considered infringing, are permissible. In other words, it's all just a joke. Oh, one other thing, before I start gettting all your letters calling me an insensetive Gay basher, I said, it's just a joke, personally, I think it's a pretty damn funny one at that. Also If you really look between the lines you would realize I am making fun of the people who think gay people have a condition that needs to be cured, but damn it, if I have to explain that part of the joke, then it isn't that funny anymore! Please help support Original Humor on the Internet
MAIN | VOTE FOR US | UPDATE NEWSLETTER | BOOKMARK US 5 DVDs for 49 cents each!
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Rent DVDs with no late fees - free trial | 12 CDs FREE!
THE GAY AWAY PATCH The Miracle New Product That Will Make You Straight Tired of the Gay lifestyle? Never had the courage to come out of the closet? Need to mend rifts in relationships with straight parents, friends or neighbors? Just want be normal? Maybe you believe homosexuality is a sin, but the still get turned on by big manly construction workers, in their big manly outfits. Or, maybe you're a woman who gets turned on by women who look like big manly construction workers? Whatever the case may be, we can help.
If you want to be straight and you can't quit cold turkey then you need the new Gay Away Patch. The Gay Away Patch contains powerful new miracle medicines called Antihomiotics that will drive those Gay urges away and make you start wanting to nail members of the opposite sex. The patch is used just once a week, so its much easier to remember then all the Anti Gay pills on the market. Just place the patch on an inconspicuous spot and you're ready to straighten out your life. The Gay Away Patch had a 96% success rate in clinical studies and has been found to be the best hope to rid yourself of the gay lifestyle. Works great for Lesbians too!
Check out these before and after pictures from an actual Gay Away Patch user:
BEFORE GAY AWAY
AFTER GAY AWAY
Still not convinced? - The following are real testimonials from actual Gay Away users.
Phil from Dallas - I used the patch and in just six short weeks, I stopped being a butt pirate! The only fudge packing I want to do now is with girls, with really small feminine non hairy butts!
Janice from New Jersey - I no longer want women, unfortunately, I am really butch, the only guys I can attract are really, really gay. Right now I am seeing this really cute fag named Cedric, but I can only convince him I'm a man for so long.
Johnny from Kalamazoo - I realized Feng Shui is total B.S. and all my urges to watch The Anna Nicole Smith Show, cut women's hair or interior decorate have disappeared completely. I'm cured!
The Gay Away Patch comes with a money back guarantee - so don't delay - get Gay Away Today! Warning Gay Away has the following potential side effects - Gay away can cause cotton mouth, narrow-mindedness, sleeplessness, diarrhea and general republicanism. Consult a doctor if these or other side effects occur or are bothersome.
There is finally hope for Rump Rangers and Carpet Lickers everywhere. Please help us get the word out by linking to this site Use These Buttons
or your own text and link it to http://www.parody-pages.com/gayaway/
© 1997 - 2003 The Parody Pages - Buddy James Fazzio
Disclaimer - Everything on these pages is Parody. No endorsements by any company or person parodied is intended or infered. The law regarding parodies is based upon the "fair use" doctrine under the U.S. Copyright Act. Under this doctrine, certain uses of copyrighted works, which would otherwise be considered infringing, are permissible. In other words, it's all just a joke. Oh, one other thing, before I start gettting all your letters calling me an insensetive Gay basher, I said, it's just a joke, personally, I think it's a pretty damn funny one at that. Also If you really look between the lines you would realize I am making fun of the people who think gay people have a condition that needs to be cured, but damn it, if I have to explain that part of the joke, then it isn't that funny anymore! Please help support Original Humor on the Internet