Ok, my turn...
This is just.... I don't know. Read at your own risk... *snort*
Once upon a time there has a young LIBRARIAN named BERT. He was RARELY NOTHING in the MILD forest when he met SWEET GUMMER, a run-away NINJA from the DARK Queen RUBY.
BERT could see that SWEET GUMMER was hungry so he reached into his FISH BOWL and give him his GRAY TOFU. SWEET GUMMER was thankful for BERT's TOFU, so he told BERT a very SCUMMY story about Queen RUBY's daughter MARILLA. How her mother, the DARK Queen RUBY, kept her locked away in a DOME protected by a gigantic ANT EATER, because MARILLA was so STICKY.
BERT RAN. He vowed to SWEET GUMMER the NINJA that he would save the STICKY MARILLA. He would STUMBLE the ANT EATER, and take MARILLA far away from her eveil mother, the DARK Queen RUBY, and LAUGH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a ORANGE HOWLING WIND and SWEET GUMMER the NINJA began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANT EATER from his story. DARK Queen RUBY SWISHED out from behind a TURTLE SHELL and struck BERT dead. In the far off DOME you could hear a TRIUMPHANT SNORT.
THE END.
Once upon a time there has a young LIBRARIAN named BERT. He was RARELY NOTHING in the MILD forest when he met SWEET GUMMER, a run-away NINJA from the DARK Queen RUBY.
BERT could see that SWEET GUMMER was hungry so he reached into his FISH BOWL and give him his GRAY TOFU. SWEET GUMMER was thankful for BERT's TOFU, so he told BERT a very SCUMMY story about Queen RUBY's daughter MARILLA. How her mother, the DARK Queen RUBY, kept her locked away in a DOME protected by a gigantic ANT EATER, because MARILLA was so STICKY.
BERT RAN. He vowed to SWEET GUMMER the NINJA that he would save the STICKY MARILLA. He would STUMBLE the ANT EATER, and take MARILLA far away from her eveil mother, the DARK Queen RUBY, and LAUGH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a ORANGE HOWLING WIND and SWEET GUMMER the NINJA began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANT EATER from his story. DARK Queen RUBY SWISHED out from behind a TURTLE SHELL and struck BERT dead. In the far off DOME you could hear a TRIUMPHANT SNORT.
THE END.