Pirates…
That movie was a waste of my time and my money, and my boner. Seriously…so fucking unfocused you’d have to stop her from giving you head just in order to pay the fuck attention to what the flying fucking panda bear ass fuck is going on. What a crap ending…what a crap story, what craptastic effects, what a fuck bag of a squatting douche of a fart of a shit pile of acting bullshit. Here’s an idea…let’s put the hot chick in boys clothes the whole fucking movie and then do wide angle to extreme close-up then wide angle, then scene shot, scene shot, panoramic scene shot, wide angle to extreme close-up…we get it, you spent lots of money to film the fucking movie in places we’ve never been and where we’ll never get a chance to be. Seriously…if you want to see someone walk around effeminately take a fucking ass pounding in the Village for fucking free…hell, I’ll fucking meet you at the end and let you see my parrot for Robert fucking sake.