Dark Angel Fanfic: A Numbers Game (6/10)

[poestheblackcat]

Title: A Numbers Game
Author: poestheblackcat
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Max/Alec
Warnings/Spoilers: Not much, but they're all supposed to take place after "Freak Nation."
Summary: Like the Alphabet Prompt stories but with numbers instead. Very short. Mostly Max/Alec but snark instead of romance most of the time.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Sorry about the absence of the LJ-cut thing. I couldn’t get it to work for some reason. But these are short, so that should be okay, right? *sheepish*

A Numbers Game

6. 10 Things I Hate About You

-1-

Annoying.

-2-

Really loud.

-3-

See number one.

-4-

Pain in my ass.

-5-

Always gets himself in trouble.

-6-

Thinks he’s God’s gift to women.

-7-

He’s always underfoot, which I really hate.

-8-

Says things that I don’t like (but are true).

-9-

He chews with his mouth open. It’s really gross.

-10-

Even with all that, I’m in love with him. Dammit.