Dec 28, 2008 12:16
A few years ago I played with the Nigerian check scamers. I have a nice collection of bad checks in huge amounts. I even called the FBI and talked to a man who was confused that I was actually having fun playing games with them.
So on to the latest scam--->internet dating.
My friend put me on a dating site and lo and behold a beautiful Sargent Major Cammander stationed in Iraq responded. I figured what the hell, at least I could brighten his day. By day two he was madly in love with me and was ready to retire and move to New Mexico with his two boys that were staying with his uncle in Texas because his wife died tragically two years ago - RED FLAG and weird feelings invaded my being. I talked to him via IM about three times a day for 3-4 days. here were things that just didn't jive and I had my suspisions, but I am a game player and on we talked of love, warm fires, and stargazing - after we marry in March - WTF!!! So last night he told me his B-day is JAn 10th and he would love a touch screen IPod and accessories. Now, remember he is in Iraq, but the "poor commander" is not allowed gifts - it is a security thing. So, I must contact his "diploma" in Ghana and send it to him, he will then get it to "my love" in Irag. ROFLMFAO. I may actually send something, It's too bad dog shit won't go through customs. After the supposed gift is in the mail, I will tell him that he better tighten his game and make for damn sure that he is not trying to con a con artist!