Don't Quit Your Gay Job

Aug 26, 2008 00:45

I meant to post some of this two days ago, but oh well...Here comes rambling! You might or might not be interested, though it does involve Robert Downey Jr. squee-age, a fetish of mine, and some other stuff like my reaction to Tropic Thunder. (Also a bit of 'I wish' violence towards a real person. No one you know. Well, one of you might.)


Okay, so, first of all. Tropic Thunder? AWESOME SAUCE! Not only did I get to see it for free, but I wouldn't have regretted it if I'd paid. An amazing movie. Really. If you haven't gone to see it, do so. It's got death, blood, fun, love, and gay! The whole deal! XD Also, it displays Robert Downey Jr.'s versatility (All of those accents! And he pulled it off!) Go see it! I command youuuuu *Jedi Mind Trick* (Oh, and pay...unlike myself... I didn't sneak in by the way! Nah, I'm not that horrible. Had someone who worked there...It was a crappy theater too, so free was best.)

While I'm on the subject of Robert Downey Jr., you MUST see Kiss Kiss Bang Bang if you haven't. That movie is so good. I saw it a while back, but I rewatched it the other day and yeah...Just reinforced my love for it. He makes out with a man! Not quite so willingly, but who gives a fuck. Batman makes out with the Iron Man. It's hot. Robert Downey Jr. is gorgeous (as usual!) Gay Perry is Gay. The girl isn't quite the weakling (Though she is a major skank..) But even so, it's all good! Also, guess what?!

Robert Downey Jr. is going to be in the new Sherlock Holmes movie, opposite of none other than the very gay loving Sacha Baron Cohen! I can hear/see the boytouching and/or kissing in the near future, ^_^

Also, I realized while I was trying to sleep the other day I have very few turn ons (In like..real life), but chin grabbing is one of them. Like, when someone grabs someones else's chin to move in for a kiss or goes behind them and tilts their head to the side using their chin...it's just hot. I don't know why, I've just always liked it. It's just....*guh*

Also, I'm totally not looking forward to school. Getting up that early...Blarg. And school is just going to suck in general. The new Principal took away practically everything the Seniors had to look forward to (of course, taking it away right before my class graduates...) We always get the raw end of the deal, my class seems to...It really sucks. I'd like to string my new Principal up by his neck, if it wasn't for him being a good father to his cancer-ridden daughter. So I'll just break his legs so he can still get disability....O.O

Andddd, so, real life friends sort of suck. Yep, I'm just going to leave it there since you have all heard it before. *mumbles*

And fandom life is all good. Though, this new fic of mine makes me wanna burn something. I want it to be good, but I don't know if I can pull it off. The spoilers for the new Season are slowly killing me. Like arsenic. Okay, that's not slow is it? What's a slow killing poison? Fuck it, someone is stabbing me multiple times, but only with a safety pin. So it hurts like a mofo in certain spots, and if it continues for a few days, I'll bleed out and die....Uhhhhh....Right.

And it's really late and I really should be in bed, but I'm not, instead I'm writing this and looking at purty icons and looking at my homework with a blank expression (It's telling me to finish it, but I'm telling it to fuck itself. Muhahaha!)

Dude, Old good movies are amazing. Is it just me, or has the quality of movies gone down? I mean, I haven't seen anything funnier than Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Note to self: Get Icon of that movie. Because it's totally worth it.) A better romance movie than Ever After or Moulin Rouge (okay, so Moulin Rouge is modern, STFU...) Or more heart felt than...shit...Secondhand Lions is pretty new...but I start crying every time. Such a good movie! What about Lawrence of Arabia? Practically everything was real and you don't see that anymore! I was watching DareDevil (My sister's night to pick...) and even the damn rat in the beginning was CGI! I mean...WTF?! ><

Where's the directors like Mel Brooks?! Tim Burton is all good, but where's the good funny movies? Like, priceless funny? Tropic Thunder is amazing and all, but it can't beat Men In Tights or Blazing Saddles. Those are classic funny! (Though, Ben Stiller's Zoolander is classic funny for me...Okay, so, I'm sort of wrong here, but I was just thinking...Shushhhh)

And, will our children be asking us what Youtube is? Just a thought...

Okay, so, I'm really going to shut up now. Sorry for wasting your time and space! And also, note to self: No more taking drugs that are supposed to help me sleep because they seem to keep me awake...Buzzzzzzzz. I should just stick to drugs I know, like Tylenol PM...*smacks self*

film, school, robert downey jr., rant, personal life rant

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