Beer is for Bears..
Chain Link panties are so hott.
Dan just made some weird ass meat-juice stuff. It stained my hands orange. Yeah it's throw up.
"who recorded this??.. Richard Simmons?"
I start my new job tomorrow.. I get paid to drive around in a golf cart and hang out with my best friend. It's cooler than a bag of red ants and those can be way way cool... Unless of course someone puts the ants in your bed while you're sleeping and they start to burrow holes into your skin, but let's not speak of this.
Last night was amazing, waking up next to you was amazing and spending today with you was.. simply.. amazing. McBeautiful.
I'm being tempted by lacey, see-through undies.. and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Cocoon... Cocout..
I do believe I am smitten.
Dan just made some weird ass meat-juice stuff. It stained my hands orange. Yeah it's throw up.
"who recorded this??.. Richard Simmons?"
I start my new job tomorrow.. I get paid to drive around in a golf cart and hang out with my best friend. It's cooler than a bag of red ants and those can be way way cool... Unless of course someone puts the ants in your bed while you're sleeping and they start to burrow holes into your skin, but let's not speak of this.
Last night was amazing, waking up next to you was amazing and spending today with you was.. simply.. amazing. McBeautiful.
I'm being tempted by lacey, see-through undies.. and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Cocoon... Cocout..
I do believe I am smitten.