Plural of moose = meese????

[poemetry]

Saw this in my parking lot at work this morning (it's a SIGN!):



"I'm so happy, I'm so happy that I'm a boy and you're a girl, all right! I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm overjoyed we're gonna hang out tonight..."

(I use to sing along and think it was so tragically ironic.)