a self-perpetuating cult of awesomeness

May 06, 2005 19:02

I wish I were a little more awesome.

No, really. In fact, "awesome" is my favorite word. If you break it down, its parts mean "awe-inspiring." Awesome-ness is the key to everything. Friendships, jobs, women, relationships... you gotta get your awesome on. Plus, it would just be awesome if I were awesome. It's like a self-perpetuating cult of awesomeness.

Nathan's new nickname for me is "sugar bomb," because apparently I'm "like an explosion of awesomeness, aka sweetness." He's awesome.

When I was a kid I always felt like I was never awesome enough to deserve the company of awesome people. Just recently, however, I was surveying myself, and I thought, "Man, I am finally AWESOME."

But it never hurts to be a little more awesome than awesome.

(Number of times "awesome" appears in this entry: 17)
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