Gideon kicked me today for never using this properly (or as he put it, "live the pain of 'wow' comments"), so I took the quill and well, here I am. 'Least it's something, eh?
I'm Sturgis Podmore, nineteen. I work at the Ministry being the slave of others but apparently I'm getting
well paid. I'm pretty sure Fabian inflicted this on me because he thought it'd be amusing to keep tabs on me like that. I'm also in Auror Training, which shows how important it is to be CONSTANTLY VIGILANT, as the well known auror is quoted by the ones who know him. If any of you are going to take this program, learn to counter the effects of a hex while you can, because there's gonna be little (if none) aid in here. Don't say I didn't warn you, eh?
The whites are on the telly, so I'll check back for the comments later on. If any of you wankers goes for Arsenal, I'll personally fly to Hogwarts and beat your face in.